Signs People Knew They Were Getting Old

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    Font - vot3p3dro · 9 days ago You no longer call your knees left and right, but good and bad.
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    Smile - datahogs · 9 days ago 2 5 e2 3 Ten years ago feels like two years ago
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    Smile - -Words-Words-Words- · 9 days ago 2 2 2 e4 S 3 I saw this somewhere yesterday, you live your 30's just like your 20's until "the injury."
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    Rectangle - ManicPrincessofKink - 9 days ago G 2 6 5 S4 2 When you are asked your birthday online and you realize how much you have to scroll to get to your birth year.
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    Rectangle - GrimmRetails · 9 days ago S3 You don't dare leave the house without peeing.
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    Font - Hardtopickaname · 9 days ago O 3 3 Media (songs, movies, games) you grew up with start being referred to as "classics". 20.3k Reply Share Report Save Follow advocatus_ebrius_est - 9 days ago 9 e The first time I heard Nirvana on the Classic Rock station, I died a little inside. 8.9k Reply Share Report Save Follow iodine_iron - 9 days ago Same here but it was Green Day.
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    Human body - Any_Acanthocephala18 - 9 days ago When they tear down a building that you remember getting built.
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    Product - Cyberwolf_71 - 9 days ago 22 I used to use the pull-up bar to make my arms big. I now use the pull-up bar to decompress my spine.
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    Smile - toddlergangbang - 9 days ago 3 4 I found myself just wandering around the aisles of Lowes, not looking for anything in particular and had a moment of self-clarity: I'm old.
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    Product - Longjumping_Sleep_12 - 9 days ago I had a painter over (19 years old) that kept referring to me as "sir" 15.7k LJ Reply Share Report Save Follow curtyshoo - 9 days ago 2 Yes, I've noticed that. You become a "sir," though you really don't feel like you possess the full power, authoritativeness and gravitas of one worthy of the name.
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    Head - airfriedandbbqed - 9 days ago You hear all types of pops and clicks in your body
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    Font - woodbarber 9 days ago O 2 18 20 & 19 More (58m). Where do I start: • 30s, didn't brush off that wipe out on my bike like I did in my 20s. • 40s, had to stop eating like I was 20, visits to my family physician became much more frequent. • 50s, takes mush longer to get out of bed. Back and joints ache continually. • as I approach my 60s, my friend and family pool is getting smaller as they start to pass on. Spend more time reminiscing about the past then looking to the future. Life goes by
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    Head - pineappledaddy · 9 days ago 2 3 3 If anyone ask me to do anything after 8pm, the chances of me going are slim, and the chances are even slimmer if I've already put on sweat pants.
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    Rectangle - SpatulaJamtown - 9 days ago 2 "Ooh I like their cabinetry" while watching an exciting action movie.
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    Product - carolathome 9 days ago When I watched professional sports and all the players looked like CHILDREN! Baseball, football, tennis to etc.
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    Rectangle - SavvOrie - 9 days ago Valuing your sleep and at least trying to follow a decent sleep schedule
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    Font - ago Heath_and_Harebells · 9 days ago 3 Making noises when sitting up and down 10.8k 5 Reply Share Report Save Follow WaldoJeffers65 - 9 days ago e Our dog is getting old, and whenever she stands up, she makes these little groaning noises. I thought it was cute and funny until the day I realized that I, too, make those noises whenever I stand up.
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    Rectangle - Strafer789 · 9 days ago That two decades ago is no longer the 1990s
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    Font - Kooky_Finding8516 · 9 days ago · edited 9 days ago 22 I genuinely (not sarcasm, not a meme) have no idea what slang teenagers use these days. I have absolutely zero context or exposure to any cultural influences teenagers even have. edit: There are a few dozen responses at this point to my post, almost all of which have examples of young person slang. I understand none of it. I really hope some of you jokesters are pranking me by giving me some fake slang to use. That would be hilarious!
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    Eye - Yearofthehoneybadger - 9 days ago 40 is a weird age. Everyone older says you're so young. Everyone younger thinks you're soooo old.
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    Smile - Hunangren - 9 days ago You often prefer a light dish to fried food because the latter is indeed tastier, but "it's not worth the trouble".
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    Font - Sreneethomas - 9 days ago When you've seen multiple decades of fashion trends come back into play with the "young crowd" 7.2k Reply Share Report Save Follow Waddiwasiii · 9 days ago 2 S I laughed when I saw a pair of jnco jeans being sold as "vintage ultra baggy denim" in a trendy secondhand shop near work. It boggled my mind that people actually wanted to wear those again, but my 20 something coworker was like, "ooo yeah, they go for like, a few hundred bucks or more now" I then showed t
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    Art - Michi_Exiled - 9 days ago S Shrek was released 21 years ago
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    Font - fikis · 9 days ago O 24 @2 3 2 So, here are a few POSITIVE signs of aging: • You recognize something is a dumb idea BEFORE you do it • You handle your own sh t/clean up your own mess, rather than leaving it for someone else to deal with. • Your immediate desire or impulse doesn't obscure every other factor when making an important decision. There are more, but you get the idea...
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    Human body - DeathSpiral321 - 9 days ago Having no idea what the latest trends are in pop culture, and not caring either.
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    Smile - lorna141 - 9 days ago You have a serious and indepth conversation with your friends about decent lawn mowers/ weedkiller/ vacuum cleaners... O O
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    Font - marina-minx · 9 days ago S I don't want to set foot in a nightclub ever again 3.7k 5 Reply Share Report Save Follow Fubai97b · 9 days ago I'm old enough where the club girls don't check me out so much as keep an eye on me. When I was about 40, I got dragged to a club by some younger coworkers after a team dinner. I lasted about 5 minutes before having to tap out. The music and fog machine going full blast was like a living hell to me.
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    Rectangle - wisertime07 - 9 days ago The feeling of not waking up hung over sounds better to you than a night of partying.

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