Man Gets Petty Revenge On Hooligan Cat For Hogging His Pregnant Wife And Projectile Vomiting

What is it about animals that makes them so infatuated with pregnant women? Perhaps this cat is of the female variety and feels like she is sharing her owner's journey in motherhood? Or perhaps pregnant women just have big, warm, cozy bellies that are ideal for sitting on, if you are a cat that is. Regardless, we think it's super cute that OP's cat has developed a physical attachment to OP's pregnant wife throughout her journey, though some people are less enthusiastic about all that this new attachment entails.

"He is very comfy and pleased to be there, that there is very little that would convince him to move. Not even, for example, if he has to cough up a hairball. No, he'll just do it where he is!…So that's how last night at 3:00 AM you would find me quietly trying to scrub cat vomit off of my arm and the blanket while also quietly swearing at the cat, who showed no remorse. But I had a trick up my sleeve." Via OP.

OP has got a trick up his sleeve and this lil hooligan cat better watch his furry back! Let's hear all about OP's petty revenge which he so generously shared with the world of Reddit inspiring many comments and hilarious stories, even OP's wife chimed in! And for those who are patient, a glorious cat tax awaits you.

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"Ever since my wife became pregnant, our cat has become obsessed with sitting on her"
Big, pregnant bellies do seem like the ideal seat from a cat's point of view. But hey, what do we know?

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"He is very comfy and pleased to be there, that there is very little that would convince him to move."
We're not sure if OP is describing his cat, or describing us when we get into a good writing rhythm…good luck trying to move us! Just kidding (mostly).

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"So that's how last night at 3:00AM you would find me quietly trying to scrub cat vomit off of my arm and the blanket while also quietly swearing at the cat, who showed no remorse. But I had a trick up my sleeve."
Let's hear it….what's the trick?

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"See, my wife has a natural instinct that when she senses me roll over in bed, she changes positions as well. Knowing this trick has been useful in the past--for instance, if she's snoring, I can get her to adjust her position and breathe better without even having to wake her up."
Okay, okay, we see where this is going

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CAT TAX

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Wife here!

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