Singles Hilariously Mourn the Impending Doom Of Valentine's Day (Twitter Thread)

Valentine's Day is a source of joy for happy couples around the world. In theory, it's a wonderful day to celebrate love by going especially hard. It's also a major marketing ploy, but that's beside the point. We're all already aware that it's one big marketing ploy, and we still feed into the narrative knowingly if we're in relationships because we're down to celebrate ourselves no matter how much money we're spending. However, V-Day is also infamously known to be a day of loneliness for all the singles out there who are desperately looking for their special someone. Twitter user @ihyomeo jokingly tweeted that he planned to get arrested on Valentine's Day so that he could say he was cuffed, and fellow singles made their own jokes about their single plans for the big day. Whether or not you're single this year for the big day, this thread is freaking hilarious.

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via @ihyomeo

At least our man gets clout for getting arrested and cuffed at the same time, and not everybody can say that.
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via @justnormalcandy

This single man is on a mission to destroy any couple that gets in his way, so lovebirds better move from his path ASAP.
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via @ihyykev
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via @jaygtoocool
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via @xlltimehigh
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via @urcockiscute
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via @poppindex1
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via @JustinVilla400
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via @ltsNeo96
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via @Hassmina3

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