Eight Guys To Avoid On Valentine's Day

• Your Old Flame

  

  This one's a no-brainer. It didn't work out the last time, so why in the world would it work out this time around? If he's hitting you up with the classic "I miss you" on VALENTINE'S DAY OF ALL DAYS, go ghost. Come on, ladies. This isn't your first time at the rodeo.

  
  

  
  

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• The Wild Child

  

  This guy is game for whatever, whenever. His energetic, youthful personality is what initially draws you in, but slowly but surely, you realize it's a trap. He never wants to grow up, and as a result, he'll never be ready to grow with you. He loves the idea of love, but he loves his bed, binge-drinking, and buddies more.

  
  

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• The Himbo

  

  Beautiful face? Check. Beautiful bod? Check. The most beautiful soul? Also, check. Brains? Debatable. After spending some time with him, you realize there isn't so much going on up there. Nonetheless, the himbo will still treat you right. This V-day, it's up to you to decide whether you can make it work with someone who doesn't match up with your intellect.

  
  

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• The Luring Leech

  

  You're all about splitting the bill. But when you realize that you've been the one covering every single one of your outings, it's time to kiss this leech goodbye. He was appealing at first because of his artsy musician persona, but you've come to understand that this is just a fancy synonym for "unemployed." Do not let him win you back through a sexy serenade. This V-day, your bank account knows better.

  
  

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• The Jaded Grinch

  

  He spends his days bitching about how women ain't shit, and at one point even claims that they are the source of all evil in the world. Evidently, he hates the concept of love, yet he still insisted on going on this date with you. You don't know who hurt him, and you're afraid to ask. Get the hell outta there before he drags you down with him.

  
  

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• The Sugar Daddy

  

  He's bound to slide into those DMs promising everything your heart desires in honor of V-day. As tempting as this sounds, remember that you're celebrating GALentine's day! Are you really gonna bail on your friends to hang out with some online creep? Keep his Insta handle in the back of your mind for future reference.

  
  

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• Your Brother

  

  You better believe he'll be roasting the heck out of you on V-day for still being single, just like he's roasted you every other day of your life. You don't need that kind of negative energy today. You already get enough shit from your parents.

  
  

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• The Guy Who Would Rather Catch Coronavirus than Commit

  

  As the iconic Lizzo once belted out, "why are men great till they gotta be great?" He seems perfect at first, but the second you try to DTR, he'll be running for the hills. He's the type of guy who would hook up with you on V-day for the first time without even realizing the significance of doing so on said holiday. Or worse - break up with you on V-day because  "like, whoa, things are getting too serious, you know?" Bad bishes like you know better. Save yourself the trouble and tears.

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