Rare Insults That Cut Straight To The Bone

Remember. If you don't like being criticized, it's important to go nowhere and do nothing. That way, no one will see your crumbling visage or the wretched products of your existence. So if you don't want your feelings hurt, sit in a dark room all day. And do it quietly.

Just about everything you do is going to attract some attention. If you are particularly popular, or better yet, popular for being unpopular, you're going to have a pretty striking mass of insults hurled your way. And some of them might even be good. A smaller number still might be so accurate and cutting that they'll make you want to crawl into a hole, then call a cement truck to have that hole filled, sealing you forever in a mausoleum of mediocrity. If you're lucky, some dumb kids might even come by and write their names in your hardening shame tomb.

Anyway, people on the internet are pretty good with insults. It's kind of to the point that we wonder if these people have anything better to do. They don't, but holy hell can they dunk some fiery roasts.

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