Every day is a struggle. First you have to wake up, and if that wasn't already traumatic enough, then you have to get out of bed. Once you've made it that far, it's time for those daily hygienic rituals that help others perceive you to be a functioning member of society. If I already lost you at "get out of bed," let's just backtrack a bit. There's no need to rush this. Here, have some memes first. Maybe a bit of funny content is all you need to get those gears turning.
Too punny to Handel. Please take it Bach.
Now this is journalism.
Ouch.
Wholesome level 100.
There's no doubt this is what they're thinking.
What being in your 30s is like.
Perfect metaphor.
Accurate.
Bye.
Evil genius.
I need this.
Stay one step ahead of the haters.
Beats me!
"It's okay, it's Must Drink Monday" I explain to my disturbed manager before downing a shot of whiskey in my cubicle.
Understandable Rachel, have a nice day.
The day in the life of an anxious person.
Or a tarot deck.
Thought that was a big pop-tart.
The line between "hungry" and "hangry" is thin.
True talent is doing both verses.
Enough said.
Back away slowly.
Yikes.
…and procrastination.