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Too punny to Handel. Please take it Bach.
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Now this is journalism.
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Ouch.
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Wholesome level 100.
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There's no doubt this is what they're thinking.
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What being in your 30s is like.
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Perfect metaphor.
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Accurate.
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Bye.
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Evil genius.
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I need this.
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Stay one step ahead of the haters.
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Beats me!
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"It's okay, it's Must Drink Monday" I explain to my disturbed manager before downing a shot of whiskey in my cubicle.
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Understandable Rachel, have a nice day.
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The day in the life of an anxious person.
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Or a tarot deck.
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Thought that was a big pop-tart.
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The line between "hungry" and "hangry" is thin.
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True talent is doing both verses.
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Enough said.
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Back away slowly.
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Yikes.
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…and procrastination.