Remember when everyone was hoarding toilet paper and gasoline because they thought the world was ending? That was pretty crazy. Humans, though smarter than any animal on the planet, can be impressively dumb sometimes, especially in emergency situations. With oil soaring to unprecedented prices all over the world, it's safe to assume that people are going to start freaking out and filling plastic bags with petrol again before it gets even more expensive. But I've got a galaxy-brained plan: Instead of driving around and burning cash, I'm going to hibernate in my apartment and look at memes all day. "What about commuting to work?" Sure, driving is necessary sometimes. But think of all the money you can save on gas by never going out anymore. It's also a great excuse if you're trying to get out of a social engagement. Next time you really don't want to go to your friend's band's show, just give them an incredulous look and say, "do you think I'm made of money?!" Plus, unlike essentials like toilet paper and gas, there's absolutely no harm in hoarding memes. Stockpile all the memes you want. Here, you can start with these.