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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE SOMEONE IN THE ROOM
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At least they're clean!
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"You'll honestly no meet a lazier bastard than a teacher."
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"F**k ya doing ya weirdo."
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"Chucked it out to the seagulls and they just sat on ma shed laughing at me."
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Baws like melons
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Behind ma ears
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Davie the mad stabber
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Get urself a man who's this smooth
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They used tae dae it in braveheart
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Get everybody in scotland whose name is karen tae queue up
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"Oh, aren't you just gorgeous"
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Time to move out
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Nae appointments
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Gotham = Glasgow
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But I would walk 500 miles...
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When two accounts of a situation emerge on social media.
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"Drummond Bass"
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