Ridiculous Scottish Tweets That Will Take You Straight to Glasgow

Strap in and buckle up. Now boarding for a one-way flight to Glasgow. Return flights are not available. Scroll through this collection of clever Tweets (and other social posts) that come straight out of Scotland.

This wee collection o cleva lads and lassies ae sure ta get yaw tae giggle.

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