Funny Tweets From The Crackling, Popping World Of Twitter

Sometimes it feels like we're all born to wake up, go to work and die. And then we're reminded that there's actually more to life than that. And that's not just TV, it's also paying attention to the weird things that other people see. At least there are other people to look at this whole thing and collectively notice every single little strange thing about it. Life is weird and specific. There are all these fractalizing eddies of meaning just waiting to be unlocked, and the key to accessing the roller coaster of life is acknowledging that every bit of it can be exciting.

So while Twitter is mostly just morons posting the absolute worst takes of all time, it's also a diary of collective consciousness. Yeah, there's tons of people on there who have beliefs that are so stupid that you can't actually fathom how they manage to aim food into their own mouths every day, but also we get absolutely beautiful moments of humor. And isn't that kind of what being a person is all about?

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