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    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates We only rate dogs. This is a Cozy Cashmere Caterpillar. They're typically pretty aggressive so please be careful. Remember to only send dogs. Thank you... 13/1o 6:25 PM · Mar 16, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

    Excuse me, sir, how dare you? I am a dog, sir… not a cashmere caterpillar. I am a real dog with real feelings, sir. You may have gotten it right with the aggressive part, but everything else was kinda false… I'd say I'm a 15/10, thank you very much. 

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    Vertebrate - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10 10:51 PM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates ... This is Odzi. He wanted to try ding-dong ditching. Didn't quite catch how the last part works. Would love for you to let him in so he can say hi. 12/10 6:10 PM · Mar 14, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates ... This is Gus. And these are his four favorite teeth. Just brushed them this morning. You can even smell his breath if you want. 13/10 that's okay we believe you #SeniorPupSaturday 10:00 PM · Mar 12, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Piggy. She noticed you didn't finish your sandwich. Wonders what might happen to the rest of it. Perhaps it could be given to someone. Maybe a good girl. 13/10 10:15 PM · Mar 8, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

    A picture is worth a thousand words, as they say. Piggy girl, we'd happily give you all of our leftovers, no questions asked! Y'all already know that she's a girl that gets what she wants, just look at that good liddo girl with her paws all crossed and that cunning stare… take all we have, just take it all! 

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    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Ozzy. He ate one of his chew toys and it had to be surgically removed. He's a little embarrassed and doesn't want to comment on the situation at this time. We've covered the cost of his medical care and he is doing much better now. 12/10 p Ozzy get life saving intestinal surgery $3,600 o CRASAHOIB De Tundrr ted ofea 2ener randy de ing d 10:22 PM · Mar 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Horton. He's been doing yoga for months. Would like to share that he can finally touch his toes. 13/10 please clap 314 PUPPIA 11:23 PM · Mar 10, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is the very rare Fluffy Rottweiler. First sighting in decades. Truly an honor to stumble across. 14/10 would noggin pat for good luck 7:13 PM · Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Ruby. She was not tall enough to go on the Ferris wheel but her human made sure she got the full amusement park experience anyway. 13/10 2:36 AM · Mar 8, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Jeans - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is a covert secret agent. Can infiltrate any room completely undetected. Usually disguised as a teddy bear. 13/10
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    Dog - WeRateDogs® ... @dog_rates This is Ronan. He sneezed so hard his ears flipped inside out. Luckily, another sneeze flipped them back. For the things a second sneeze can't fix, he has @Trupanion. 12/10 #partner
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    Building - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Donut. He wanted to pop out and say hi. Wondering where your personal chauffeur is. Said you can borrow his, if you'd like. 13/10

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