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“Americans of reddit: without saying its name, what state do you live in?”
Posted by u/Thomas_The_Llama.
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If you were wondering about the answer, it's California.
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The “Florida Man” reference prompted redditor u/Helpful-Tradition983 to comment, “google, florida man and then your birthday. Best thing ever.” Other redditors happily obliged and commented with some gold headlines.
"Florida Man tazed after interrupting traffic stop by twerking" said u/AnonNo9001.
"Florida man shoveling spaghetti in mouth arrested at Olive Garden" said u/FitHippieCanada.
"Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him shot by deputy" said u/A-ReDDIT account134.
“Florida man arrested for fatal stabbing of grandfather after pulling human ears from pocket during questioning by deputies" said u/DooniesG.
"Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth around his penis aren't his" said u/Williamson_lol. -
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“Wait…Maryland is a cult?” u/urine-monkey asked what the rest of us non-Marylanders were thinking.
u/MissMizouse provided a thorough answer: "Have you ever met anyone from Maryland? Everything they own is covered in a screen print of the Maryland flag (which they will insist, unprompted, is the best flag of all the states) and the only thing they talk about is blue crab, old bay, and natty bo." -
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u/JoeCoolsCoffeeShop elaborated for the non-Pennsylvanians. “Ironically, outside of Flyers-Penguins, there's not much rivalry. Steelers and Eagles play each other maybe once every 3-4 years, Pittsburgh doesn't have a b-ball team and both our baseball teams have basically always sucked. The REAL rivalry is between WaWa and Sheetz.”
“This man Pennsylvanias” confirmed u/polymerkid. -
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Someone pointed out the possibility that OP's joke could work for Maine as well as Massachusetts, which prompted u/bern_trees to go full Maine vs. Masshole mode:
"Packy or Hannafords bub?
Translation: 'Do you go to a package store
or the grocery store for alcohol.'
Further Translation: 'Are you from
Massachusetts or Maine?'
You guys seem to like the Maine v. Masshole thing so here we go! Fahk Massholes. Come up heah nd drive like they got some wheah to be. Christ sake. Portland is just fahkin New fahkin Hampshah with more bullshit. Those wright whales can fuck right off, they got me right fahkin pissed. Wicked fahkin ready. Fahmintin?? Can't fahkin get thah from heah." -
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(Live in Texas.)
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Americans Describe the States They Live In Without Revealing Names in Funny Thread
America is a big, beautiful mess. Each state has its own unique identity, some so distinct that many Americans can easily recognize a state based on a few key characteristics. Redditor u/Thomas_The_Llama recently prompted the people of r/AskReddit to describe their states without revealing any names, and the resulting thread is very entertaining (unless, of course, you're not American, in which case you might be a little confused).
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