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Please lower your fireball, sir.
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"Come with me if you want to die."
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Who's going to tell him about +2 weapons?
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Dungeons & Dragons IRL.
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Damage is damage.
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Escape room employees are just DMs.
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"What are you going to do, stab me?" —Guy who got stabbed.
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Plot armor time.
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Many such cases.
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"Dice dragons" makes way more sense.
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Woke D&D.
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Roll initiative.
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Horny bards go to horny jail.
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I tell you hwhat.
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Easy on the thesaurus there, Barnaby.
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