15 Cocktail Tweets For The Girlies Getting Down This Weekend

We're always going through it, but at least we have the weekends to kick back and relax. Sure, our weekends are full of brunch, yoga, cute dates, and socializing in general, and all those things are amazing, but we all know what really fuels our weekend. The secret sauce behind what makes our weekends is liquor, and that's no secret. Of course, we're much too dignified to throw it back in the form of straight shots, which is why we have invented the concept of cocktails. Cocktails make everything better, all in the cute, concise form of a sweet, aesthetically-pleasing beverage. We bet you're getting ready for a night out with the girls, and even if you aren't, you could enjoy a delicious cocktail from the comfort of your home. Whichever way you're taking in that sweet goodness, check out the funny tweets below that were penned by cocktail girlies just like you. 

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