The Wildest Tinder Exchanges Of The Week (April 5, 2022)

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  • 01
    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH GENEVA ON 2021-11-28 Big fan of your convention Sent
  • 02
    Product - Tell me all about yourself Friday 1:27 PM It's a long story Do you want to hear the whole thing? Yes rarely saw my father. He would drink, he would fight. He GIF would make absurd claims like he had invented the fax
  • 03
    Product - You like big men? Actually not usually but you're pretty faking hot. Does it annoy you how submissive you are to an alpha male? ? No. You're losing me. Alpha male? Gross. Babe I'm 6'5 and bench 450lbs Most men just listen to me and women love being bossed around by me Is this a skit?
  • 04
    Eyebrow - YOU MATCHED WITH NORMA ON 4/1/22 My dad jokes aren't amazing Norma pickup lines. So l guess l'll use a name pun Whaaat? No. Now I want a dad joke What does IDK mean? I don't know Seems like no one does. Oh well.
  • 05
    Product - Izzy Can I get bizzy with izzy Today 6:20 pm Busy* Can I get busy with iusy Your not good with spelling You're* Sent
  • 06
    Product - Today 5:09 PM ? FREE
  • 07
    Font - by entrepreneur, do you mean: "jobless, lazy, deadend kid."? YOU MATCHED WITH ON 3/30/22 Lmfao you have a lot of nerve Frustrated you're getting no matches on tinder so you're lashing out like a sociopath?
  • 08
    Vertebrate - Hey are you into astrology? uhhhhh kind of , I know some things ! Sent Nice. I was just wondering if I could clapricorn those cheeks
  • 09
    Font - Love the tats Thanks handsome. Do you have any? Sent Why would I put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.? Lol
  • 10
    Product - You're hair looked really good long what made you want to cut it? Today 11:12 am Just felt like it Sent Today 1:50 pm Well if Chris Rock ever tried making a joke about it, l'd slap him for you
  • 11
    Font - You're so cute I wouldn't mind letting your makeup take my entire bathroom counter. I hate to break it to you pal but I know exactly zero makeup. BUT I'll be happy to cover your bathroom counter in hair ties and them complain that I cant find any hair ties *own not know Oh.pal eh? Oh sorry buddy do you not like being called pal?
  • 12
    Product - Would you fk a clone of yourself Today 12:58 PM That's a tough question but probably not That's a shame I'd fek your clone Sent Well you could just fk the real thing
  • 13
    Azure - I'm 6'1 I can handle it That's small Yeah I know I'm like the shortest person ever Same it's okay I feel I'm the same height as your forehead, so sad :(
  • 14
    Product - So your bio says to ask about the bread story So let me hear it Oh you mean the guy who got sick from the loaf of bread? Ya He overdoughsed

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