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    Atmosphere - sevensuptic nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it sevensuptic "Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time." sevensuptic "You might think you're safe, but horses are omnivores" toxicglooo please watch the round planet on netflix it's exactly like that 88 They look like haunted marshmallows, A group of jellyfish is called a swarm or a smack which is probably what the scientist who named them was on. they've survived for 600

    To be honest, this is what we feel every time we watch any animal documentary. There is just something eerie about them - they remind us of how… itty bitty we are in comparison to some of the predators out there. Like, we find ourselves wondering how in the world humans became the top of the food chain when there are things like cheetahs out there.

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    Shorts - コートジボワール01 45:25 日本0 FIFAワールドカップ 1次リーググループC LIVE Goalkeepers' balls get photoshopped into cats. milkchocolatepuppies This is so natural. Like i didn't question it

    Let's be real, the sports fans out there are many, but there are even more cat fans in the world. If this is what sports games looked like, we can promise you - without a shred of doubt - that more people would be watching them. We are sure of it. Please do it. 

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    Font - mystery-stitch My kitten tried to kill my stuffed tribble. My roommate remarked that my tribble killing cat would make a great Klingon pet. and she's right Imagine a Klingon ship having a cat that protects them from tribbles & vermin. They have to get the cat from a shelter run by humans and they're like "This is the honorable Mr. Chonks". "Yes, our ship also has an earth feline. Her name is Carrot and she fights like a warrior." There's absolutely a Klingon out there who lost an eye to a
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    Rectangle - purple-is-great p-otato-s nedsseveredhead My dad fell asleep watching some youtube video in the living room but his youtube is set to auto play andi just heard 'Big foot mating call' before the loudest guttural noise imaginable reverberated this whole house. And hes still asleep nedsseveredhead Step mom came out from her room and was like 'Hey Jim? Why?" nedsseveredhead if this somehow makes it to a facebook meme page and my dad sees it i will literally never forgive any of you 090 3
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    Font - A turings in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog turings i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i'm the perfect employee for someone out there, and that someone just might be you(r company)! sashayed I'm a very special girl who has c
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    Hair - kwarrtz Follow Evolution can you give me Pattern- seeking brain To avoid predators? Yeeees. My friend sent me this and I am filled with rage Source: kwarrtz 2,968 notes
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    Black - schizm i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did. schizm i think i even complained t
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    Font - The MommyMaker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by sest Price $39.99 •Fools up to 30% of pediatricians • Pregnancy belly to "give birth' to dog-baby sold separately • 75% real baby hair • Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in •Comes in five sizes. from chihuahua to mastiff mother i must feed Mother, why do you cry? 75% REAL BABY HAIR?? comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastif imagine a mastiff-sized version of this running at you full-speed in the dark, letting out a series of mod
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    Font - fictional-worlds-are-exquisite Follow dropped my rabbit and their head broke off :( fictional-worlds-are-exquisite Follow chocolate rabbit. chocolate. rabbit. edible chocolate easter rabbit. chocolate. not real. not furry rabbit. chocolate. the chocolate head of the chocolate bunny broke off. all chocolate. no living creature 00 8,409 notes
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    Dog - 6woofs: 6woofs: A photo l'd normally crop, but.. omg the cat's head. I.. had no idea he was there at the time. I can't stop laughing
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    Bird - I heard someone swear "you mother fuck! over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this MOTHER FUCK FUCK, BABY FUCKLINGS Fucky when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework FULK Fuck
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    Font - worldheritagepostorganization ... S anthropologist-on-th... Follow The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead. abyss13warlock Follow You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky anthropologist-on-the-loose Follow Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts int

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