Man With No Sense Of Humor Unmatches Woman On Dating App After She Jokes About Naming Their First Child 'Megatron'

When we were kids, we'd make ridiculous plans for the future without a clue in the world about what our futures actually held. We're all guilty of wholeheartedly believing our MASH results. Even though we knew it was just a kids' game, our future as adults felt so far away that we awaited our results as if they were facts because they were the only things we had to cling onto. One of the results in the game were how many kids we were going to have, and thinking about our future kids was such a wild concept, considering we were still kids ourselves. As trippy as it was, talking about the future did provide us with plenty of entertainment back in the day too. Twitter user @EmilyKaitlinnn told the Twitter community that a man unmatched her after she told him about how she's obligated to name their first child Megatron based on a bet she had with her best friend in the 5th grade. Scroll down for all the giggles.

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via @EmilyKaitlinnn

Emily has 5th grade obligations! This man clearly isn't the one if he can't understand that.
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via @CallumNWas

This man truly can't hang. We were all rooting for him, but not anymore.
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via @TransTrekkieSam
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via @CaLynnCal
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via @Lifeform089276
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via @chazkellyisms
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via @FanTCbooks
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via @illjord
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via @vexedalex
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via @Gaussgoat
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via @hazelgoldblog
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via @juliehampton20

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