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    Organism - I took a shit in my grandma's cat's litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her. this story was wild from start to finish

    Honestly, do much happened in this one tiny paragraph, we didn't even know what to comment on first. Should we ask about why in the world you decided it was a good idea to poop in your grandma's cat's litter box or should we ask about whether you ever ended up telling them that that's what you did. Should we ask about how your grandma's cat is doing or- we don't even know. What a mess. 

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    Organism - bogleech Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means "dragon's illegitimate child" cordyceps-sapiens bastard

    There are quite a few animals out there in their world that look like they might be dragons' illegitimate children, but we can't say that we have ever thought about seahorses like that. Now, we will never be able to unsee it. Thanks, tumblr.

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    Font - IR the-real-numbers Apr 4 Guy who says he's a catboy, but when you go back to his place and see the heavy construction equipment he's repairing for fun in his backyard, you realize you may have misinterpreted his statements TR the-real-numbers Apr 4 You're staring at his yellow and black backhoe kicking yourself while he goes to "change into something more comfortable" but then he comes around the corner wearing cat ears and a utility belt
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    Font - Danimate-mush The BitterSweet Life * Follow OBitterSweetPod Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return. Here's her collection. 17 83 tetraghost i wish birds brought ME presents baelgrave No, but think about this. The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or lunique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is
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    Cat - arousedhoe hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that's covering every goddamn i nch of the kitchen floor saddestblogger i know a gal..he's on her way arousedhoe thanks saddestblogger
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    Font - lizardsfromspace Follow My greatest fear? Yeah, l'd have to say that it's developing a time machine & going back to November 24, 1971 on a flight from Portland to Seattle to solve the mystery of D.B. Cooper, but wait, there is no D.B. Cooper onboard, and oh god l'm sitting in his seat, and I have to become D.B. Cooper and hijack that plane to preserve history and prevent a paradox Yours is spiders? Yeah I can see that haha
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    Cat - cathugging HERE HE COMES cathugging HERE HE COMES cathugging HERE HE COMES cathugging HERE HE COMES cathugging HE HAS ARRIVED
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    Mouth - fantomeheart The only acceptable birthday cake inuis so when you blow out that candle you'll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
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    Font - crittercrew Follow The most pitiful animal I've ever met fractiousrvt Follow saddest lump of cat to ever exist. pitifulness made incarnate. despair given form. sorrow given shape. fefairytales Follow I'm sorry but Wrex looks like he got hit with a neopets grey paintbrush
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    Carnivore - marlynnofmany Follow *giant wind gust outside* Me: “Don't say it." My Brain:
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    Font - varusteleka sitting on and touching warm rocks.. . now thats the good stuff.. diamondguls Are you.. A reptile ? one-for-all-plus-ultra what are you a cop? mind your business
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    Plant - tilthat TIL, Calvin Klein's cologne 'Obsession' can draw big cats like Tigers, Jaguars etc from as far as half a mile, who then proceed to taking long sniffs and cuddling against the source, savouring the smell much longer than they savour even their meals via reddit.com 30-minute-memes Follow not the cougar i thought l'd attract but l'll take it fantastic-mister-bugbug Follow My friend is doing fieldwork in Costa Rica and she informed me that if they want herbivores to stay out on an ar
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    Font - losed A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN heliosapollo yes hello i am here to learn geometries girlwithalessonplan That crow is more prepared than some of my students. standbyfortitanfall You've all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There's been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in b

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