Jesus Is Now On Tinder, and His Pick-Up Line Game is Heavenly

Let's face it, we all suck at Tinder. How do I know this? Because Jesus is on Tinder, and we just can't compete with this. 

I mean check this dude out:

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    You had me at Swedish Fish.

    Product - Swedish Fish Jesus, 21 Carpenter Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol Downside: I've only been nailed once would di X So you kn
    via @QueenIdle
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    This Jesus isn't even in his 30s yet.

    Text - Jesus, 21 Carpenter Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol Downside: I've only been nailed once Upside: I would die for you, so you know I'm committed... ...also my dad is a pretty big deal. He always beats me in dreidel Swipe right if you need some Jesus in you My Anthem Jesus, Take the Wheel Carrie Underwood X
    via @QueenIdle
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    Text - 4% C 8:44 PM .ooo Sprint Wi-Fi Its a Match! You Super Liked Jesus! hesst ton Dl Truy F caty RACIST RAT SEND MESSAGE KEEP SWIPING
    via @QueenIdle
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    These pick-up lines are unreal.

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