Jesus Is Now On Tinder, and His Pick-Up Line Game is Heavenly

Let's face it, we all suck at Tinder. How do I know this? Because Jesus is on Tinder, and we just can't compete with this. 

I mean check this dude out:

Like what you see? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google. 

Author image for schimkom schimkom
Add us on Google
Advertisement
  • 01

    You had me at Swedish Fish.

    Product - Swedish Fish Jesus, 21 Carpenter Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol Downside: I've only been nailed once would di X So you kn
    via @QueenIdle
  • 02

    This Jesus isn't even in his 30s yet.

    Text - Jesus, 21 Carpenter Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol Downside: I've only been nailed once Upside: I would die for you, so you know I'm committed... ...also my dad is a pretty big deal. He always beats me in dreidel Swipe right if you need some Jesus in you My Anthem Jesus, Take the Wheel Carrie Underwood X
    via @QueenIdle
  • 03
    Text - 4% C 8:44 PM .ooo Sprint Wi-Fi Its a Match! You Super Liked Jesus! hesst ton Dl Truy F caty RACIST RAT SEND MESSAGE KEEP SWIPING
    via @QueenIdle
  • 04

    These pick-up lines are unreal.

    There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  • 05
    There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  • 06
  • 07
    There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  • 08
    There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  • 09
    There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  • 10

Like what you see? Follow Us and Add Us as a Preferred Source on Google. 

Tags

jesus tinder
Scroll Down For The Next Article

Also From FAIL Blog

Dude Spent 8 Years Trying to Breed One-Of-A-Kind Snake Covered In Smiley Face Emojis

Dude Spent 8 Years Trying to Breed One-Of-A-Kind Snake Covered In Smiley Face Emojis

Trending Now

Employee comes down with the flu and requests to leave their shift early, manager approves but coworker refuses to let them go: ‘"I'm not missing out on my break!"’

Employee comes down with the flu and requests to leave their shift early, manager approves but coworker refuses to let them go: ‘"I'm not missing out on my break!"’

01
Colleague insists visiting employee leave their car unlocked because there's ‘no crime’ down South, employee refuses: ‘I couldn't take the chance’

Colleague insists visiting employee leave their car unlocked because there's ‘no crime’ down South, employee refuses: ‘I couldn't take the chance’

02
UPDATE: Employee refuses to organize boss's 50th birthday party after he made 0 effort for their birthday: 'I told him I'm not having anything to do with organizing anything for him'

UPDATE: Employee refuses to organize boss's 50th birthday party after he made 0 effort for their birthday: 'I told him I'm not having anything to do with organizing anything for him'

03
Worker quits on the spot after boss fires him and demands he stay 3 weeks to train his replacement: ‘You can't toss someone overboard and ask them to train someone as they go over the railing’

Worker quits on the spot after boss fires him and demands he stay 3 weeks to train his replacement: ‘You can't toss someone overboard and ask them to train someone as they go over the railing’

04
Stubborn HR training lands grocery store employee some extra cash: ‘My time is my time, and I'm getting paid for it’

Stubborn HR training lands grocery store employee some extra cash: ‘My time is my time, and I'm getting paid for it’

05
‘My petty revenge was watching them digging out the shared driveway’: Neighbors ignored shared driveway duties and trespassed for years, so when a snowstorm hit, they had to shovel it themselves

‘My petty revenge was watching them digging out the shared driveway’: Neighbors ignored shared driveway duties and trespassed for years, so when a snowstorm hit, they had to shovel it themselves

06
Advertisement