Marriage Tweets To Amuse Married People And Scare Single People

Eric Lund

Apr 30, 2022 10:00 AM EDT

Marriage as a concept may have started out as a contract to consolidate wealth, but now it's an arrangement in which two people can justify having a roommate over the age of thirty. So in a sense, it is still kind of mostly about saving money.

Jokes aside, marriage has taken on a deeper meaning as times have changed. It's an arrangement in which one person knows exactly how to load the dishwasher and the other person is wrong, and the other person knows exactly how to load the dishwasher and the other person is wrong.

It is kind of a shame that it's a longstanding joke that every couple secretly hates each other, but as a people, we're still years away from unpacking that whole thing. Anyway, thanks to Twitter, we can now get minute-by-minute updates on conversations that couples should be just telling their marriage counselor. Here are married people's fun observations about marriage.