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    Font - eggcup my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats step 2: invite someone over step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast" Source: eggcup 45,980 notes tl

    Okay, so we think that this is a fantastic idea. It just is. But, we would like to suggest an improvement. Get fifteen black cats. Okay? Not only will anyone who comes over be hella confused, anyone who ever has a sleepover in your house will inevitably stumble across a cat or two and get spooked and never want to return. Okay… maybe don't do it…

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    Orange - الوردة and i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house and im waiting for my parents reaction dweebscar "WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP" the first chicken has been found

    Oh my god, how much we wish that this story would have continued. We would have loooved to hear about the other 26 instances of chickens being discovered around the house. Btw - a coffee cup? Now that's just evil. Imagine sleepily pouring coffee into your favorite mug in the morning before noticing this yellow atrocity sitting in there. The horror.

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    Font - sistercy: ladygolem: sistercy: ladygolem: does it say in the rules that the president can't be a dog The president has to be at least 35 years old and have been a US resident for at least 14 years, that is Too Old for a dog what about a turtle then aint no rules saying we cant have a turtdle president
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    Font - ringingallover: meecheee123: ringingallover: do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho Centaurs aren't real. Do you understand that? yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
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    Dog - liquidcoma Astral projection
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    Rectangle - spintowin Follow she's out there making owl noises techtonicactivity Follow who O 508,460 notes
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    Facial expression - thenotoriousscuttlecliff Follow We'll never have a truly great Batman movie until someone finally puts Bat-Cow on the big screen. ("BAT- COW. کے کام کر کے رو کرد بودجه در MOO. #batman #bat-cow #dc comics #the batman 487 notes
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    Font - wumblr today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said "that's rude" he meowed politely wumblr odds-in-ends-my-friends Just tryin out some noises
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    Comfort - nek-ros Follow roachbf Follow When the mafia finally catches my ass O 38,257 notes
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    Bird - lil-mizz-jay Reblog if boobs are pretty cool strohsylvia One of my favorite birds lil-mizz-jay No like, tits gilded-dragons This? lil-mizz-jay No like, hooters silverscreeny
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    Organism - toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account Follow so many of the emotional geralt scenes in s2 would have been so much more emotional if he didn't have the eyes of a fucking potoo livebloggingmydescentintomadness Follow oh my god THAT'S what the contacts remind me of I'm gonna fucking cry 10,860 notes
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    Font - king u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandan
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    Font - when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he'd take her on a date unlike any other she'd ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they're married now
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    Font - HORRORBEEST** @flashember i begin typing on an old typewriter, "a werewolf is steering a submarine" but then stop. i crunch up the paper and throw it in the fire. the world isn't ready yet for Captain Harry McHowls, the submarine pilot who is secretly a werewolf hiding from the moon 12:47 PM - Oct 13, 2019 Twitter for Android spiderine yes it is headspace-hotel The world would be so much better if people would just unironically write stuff like this. I'm tired of books that Take Themselve
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    Font - william-snekspeare "When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee" -Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today lumpyspacewarrior I thought "bee suit" meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

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