We live in a world of infinite perspectives and endless compromises. Almost no one can even agree perfectly on the rules of the objective reality they inhabit. But if there's one thing that almost all people have to agree on, it's the notion that "food is basically good." Almost anything else is up for debate, especially the type of food that is good, the values that indicate what goodness of food actually means, and for some of us, what food actually is. But we're not here to split hairs. We don't even eat hair on purpose. We're here to laugh at funny things relating to what most of us can agree is food, or at least food adjacent.