Unhinged Man Speaks For All 90 Minutes Of A Date, Woman Only Realizes How Weird He Was After Deep Reflection

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May 20, 2022 4:00 PM EDT

We've all been on a couple of weird dates that didn't exactly go as we envisioned. Because many of us have been looking for love for a while, we often convince ourselves that maybe we're being too picky and judgmental when it comes to meeting new people. We open our hearts and minds to people that are super different than us because we figure that maybe the chemistry will just magically appear. We don't think of it as lowering our standards. Instead, we're upgrading our standards. The key word here is upgrade. It sounds much more exciting when we put it that way. However, we've found ourselves on dates that lasted way too long for people that clearly weren't the right fit for us. Twitter user @dst6n01 wrote an entire thread about going out with a man that was off his rocker, but she only realized after the date how strange he was because his countenance was overall pleasant. He spoke for almost an hour and a half, and she only realized later that the things coming out of his mouth were questionable and laughable at the same time. Take a look below. 

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    Forehead - Dr. Miah @dston01 Y'all. I had a breakfast date yesterday. I always go on first dates from apps bare faced and makeup free. This is me:
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    Font - Dr. Miah @dst6n01 The date itself was uneventful. The guy is 44 handsome and smart. Black. Engaged once, never married. He also talked-wait for it-almost nonstop for 90 minutes. So I listened more than I talked. 6:15 PM - Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    We don't even know what we would talk about for ninety minutes straight.

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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 The date left me feeling...unsettled...but I couldn't figure out why at first. He didn't DO anything horrid or cringeworthy. In fact, he was nice and polite to me & waitstaff and on time. But as the day wore on, my anxiety slowly and steadily rose. I found myself...just worried.
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    Font - Dr. Miah @dst6n01 1. The Black community is in shambles and there is NO hope and NOTHING to celebrate. I asked several times for clarification, and yes, that is it. HOPELESS Look it up. 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 2. We are on the verge of total societal collapse. Total. And when "the lights go out" the biggest problem will be that schools no longer teach cursive so the population can't read the founding documents 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah @dst6n01 3. FEMINISM 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 4. The problem is that there are too many single people. But it's not a problem for everyone. Just women. Specifically women over 50. While he could get married like this (literally snapped his fingers), women can't once there over 30 and begin to realize no one wants them 6:15 PM - Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 4b. Especially over 50. In fact, every woman he knows over 50 is “finally learning,"- including his sister-and they're all on anti depressants in their houses with their cars and "careers" but no man and alone and now he does welfare checks on the single women he knows over 50 6:15 PM - Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 4c. Women are communal and NEED other people. That's why so many of them are depressed once they hit 45 and are alone. There are no more people? Men, however, are solitary creatures who don't NEED people. So they can be alone and happy. Women can't. Look it up. 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 4d. These women will learn. His sister is "learning" now. She's 50. And when they learn, he plans to...checks notes..."sit on his porch and get a drink and watch and laugh" 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah @dst6n01 5. The system is rigged against men. Look it up.More than 50% of domestic violence claims are fake. Domestic violence charges are a way for the state to make men keep paying, it's a financial racket 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah @dst6n01 6. The best thing to do is buy land in a remote place in a southern state. Why? Because we're in the verge of total societal collapse, but luckily he owns land in one of these states and can hunt and fish. So he'll be ok. He can read cursive 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah @dst6n01 6. We are on the verge of the government taking literally everything from every citizen. Even your TV. Look it up. But we'll be happy about it. Because student loans. 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah @dst6n01 6b.The government is going to take all your money. All of it.Look it up. Because everyone is in debt. Because student loans. Except him.He has land & a retirement plan so he plans to..checks notes..."wait for it to happen so he can light a stogie & sit on his front porch & laugh" 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 And that I encouraged cursive to be stuck from ELA standards, damning generations from their civil liberties, I realized there was really one thing left to do with that man's number
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    Font - Dr. Miah @dst6n01 He did not bring me joy.
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 So you might be wondering why I lasted so long. I mean 90 minutes is a LONG time for... that.
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 1. Breakfast was good! It took me a good hour to order, wait and eat. 2. More disturbing is that this guy presented as totally harmless and normal. Disarming smile. Charming. Polite and kind. Spoke with authority. So there was a LOT of cognitive dissonance happening 6:15 PM - Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 Like I knew “this is weird. This is weird, right" and at the same time thought “but he's too nice to be this weird. Maybe he's not as disturbing as I think?" Which is why space and reflection are powerful things. By 4 pm when I was still perseverating, and journaling I was like 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Organism - Dr. Miah ... @dst6n01 THAT WAS VERY VERY WEIRD. When @FeministaJones starts her dating podcast, l'd like to be the first guest 6:15 PM · Nov 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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