Hey lovers! What's a better way to say you deeply care and cherish your spouse than taking them out on the town? Promising a fun, charismatic, passionate night shouldn't be boring, though, right? The 'dinner and a movie' trope has been overrun, both in societal expectations and your own relationship no doubt, and we feel your frustration. Granted, there's nothing better than initially getting to know someone over some arancini, or sharing from the same tub of popcorn while watching The Rock engage in unrealistic action sequences. But the time comes in every couple's life to step back, take a hard look at their lacking effort, and implement some changes. Spice things up! Add some gravitas! Put in the work! Here are ten fun ideas for you and your partner on this National Lover's Day, which falls on April 24th.
This can speak to a spontaneous couple in the beginning of a relationship. Sprinkle in a bit of tomfoolery to throw the open-house agents off-guard. Or it can speak to the serious go-getters. The lifers that are intense about a future together, and securing property is one thing on the agenda. Either way, envisioning playing house with someone you're really into, in a freshly painted, well-lit space is kinda fun.
Not quite as intense as skydiving—at least hold off until the honeymoon for that one. But say you're both adrenaline junkies. Say, you both like heights and have a little extra cash to spare. This may be the date idea for you.
This plan requires hardcore thinking and knowing your better half quite a bit before undergoing such a challenge. You should know enough of your date's qualities, interests, dislikes, and hobbies in order to construct an unforgettable scavenger hunt for them. It doesn't have to be hours long, but enough to keep things interesting. Choose local destinations (even your own apartments can serve as the perfect locality if creatively thought-out), and make the winning prize something better than a coupon for 100 kisses.
The car, the open road, some country music, a little bit of hardcore rap: it's the perfect challenge for those that are willing to go the extra mile…literally. This date can last one day, over the course of a weekend or can even stretch to a month if you're so boldly inclined.
Skip the full-blown cruise, where you'll both be crammed with whiny children and their snooty parents. Not to mention the fact that you'll both risk getting food poisoning based on cruise statistics alone. Instead, rent a trained skipper that knows his/her way on the open waters. Many beach towns offer this. All it takes is just a little bit of homework. Bring some Merlot, artisanal cheese, (maybe some motion sickness pills just in case). Make it a romantic day/night to remember!
Here's another unconventional date idea for you all: take archery lessons. And while you're at it, load up your quiver with some quippy one-liners. It can't hurt to impress them with your mind just in case it turns out your arrow shooting skills fall below the bar.
Speaking of semi-violent activities that require shooting pointy things into a given trajectory, how does axe-throwing sound? Once a steadfast competitive sport by American frontiersmen, this "sport" has now gained traction as being one of the most "happening" date ideas right now.
Okay, let's tame it down a bit. How about some Red Delicious apples torn right from the tree? Or some succulent berries to lay alongside them? This one may not scream "I'm a party animal that's down for anything!", but it connects the two of you to nature and grounds you back to basics.
Now that we're talking about things that ground us back to basics, let's give three cheers to the lotus position as we take three deep breaths in…and now out. Whether taught by a zen master or streamed through a YouTube live class, both you and your S.O. can find harmony in each other's steady rhythm.
Now, here's something passionate, sensual, and definitely beneficial to the two of you. Instead of getting a couple's massage, you're taught how to give one to your special someone; the perfect way to wrap up the day!
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