An Impressive Collection of Clever Quips And Quick Comebacks

Being able to express oneself in writing is no small feat. Some people write in a dry manner, only caring to get a point across, no fuss or flourish necessary. Others are more poetic, sprinkling descriptive words into their work to paint a more attractive picture (or, of course, to show off). But the witty writers we appreciate the most are quick, cunning, and ballsy enough to destroy people in 100 words or less. These insults and comebacks(which hail mostly from Twitter) come from people just like that. Some of the retorts are political, while others are a bit more general with their sting. They're all entertaining as hell, and deserving of respect.

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