25 Of The Creepiest Things People's Kids Said

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    Human body - New_journey868 - 3 days ago My son was around 3 at the time. Kept refusing to go downstairs as that's where angel man was, and angel man wanted to hurt the family
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    Font - Elvis_Take_The_Wheel - 3 days ago 93 Not my kid, but a little girl in my son's kindergarten class told me she lives across the street from a cemetery. I asked her if it was spooky to live that close to a graveyard and she said very matter-of- factly, "Not during the day. But at night they all walk up to our windows and scream."
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    Eye - Emergency-Hyena5134 - 3 days ago 32 How come you're not waking up tomorrow?
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    Smile - gallopingwalloper 3 days ago My 5 year old was speculating that the tooth fairy probably takes the teeth to put in her own mouth, so that she has millions of teeth in her mouth. Yikes
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    Font - bethereinthemorning 3 days ago edited 3 days ago My five year old daughter is trying to process the knowledge that everyone dies. So she tends to casually drop stuff about me dying into normal conversation. I know this is her age-appropriate way of trying to process the concept of mortality, but it is so unbelievably ominous and it comes out of nowhere. "I like your pretty dress, Mommy! But you wont be able to wear it...... when you're dead." "I love you, Mom. But I'll miss you so much wh
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    Font - bucnasty303 - 3 days ago 25 Just after my little brother was born my mom, 3 y.o. sister and I were talking about what not to do around the baby. Things like not leaving small toys out or throwing balls around the baby. After a few minutes my sister chimed in and said, "and you don't cut off babies lips with a sharp knife".
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    Organism - Imc227-3 days ago My daughter was 4 and while we were eating breakfast one morning she says "I was on a mountain once, and my mom dad died and then I woke up and was in this house with you and mama. " then we just sat there for a few seconds and looked at each other. Then she said she wanted to watch paw patrol.
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    Font - MrsSmith07 3 days ago My youngest (was 4) was on the carpet playing with his cars. Son: I can't wait to get a new house when this house explodes Me:(half listening) Uh huh, sure that sounds... wait, what?? Son: yeah when our house explodes, be ready and we'll just run out real fast (and then he turned back to playing with cars like nothing was said) Thankfully that was 5 years ago, and my house has not exploded.
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    Font - 121guy - 3 days ago I have an awesome video of my son. He was maybe 2-3 at the time. He was taking a quarter and trying to put in the the slot just above the door handle of a closed closet. He kept repeating. "(His name) pay the lady, I pay her". When I asked what he was doing he responded "I have to pay the lady in the closet". I asked him why is there a lady in the closet. He said "she lives there. I pay her".
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    Product - JohnnyLett - 3 days ago My kid keeps talking about the babies in the walls of his bedroom. Very off putting.
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    Smile - Zanarkandite - 3 days ago 2 Definitely thought it was more funny than creepy, but when my kid was 2 he was scribbling on a piece of paper and quietly sang (to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat) "Scrape, scrape, scrape your eyes, scrape your eyes today."
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    Font - Cneslein 3 days ago While I was driving my four year old nephew around he spent a solid few minutes telling me about the dead body he stashed in my trunk. This was a long time ago and as far as I know he isn't a serial killer
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    Font - DontDoxxSelfThisTime 3 days ago edited 2 days ago "Remember before I was a baby when I was a different little boy and I had a different mommy and daddy?" "Uh... no buddy, do you remember that?" "Hmmm, only a little."
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    Eye - Catflappy - 3 days ago We were at a crowded funeral home for his great- grandpa's service when my son announced he was "here to see the corpse."
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    Rectangle - kpop_addict123- 3 days ago edited 3 days ago when i was 16 and my younger brother was 9 he one said with a dead straight face (and i quote) "if i was to murder you in your sleep no one would know or say it was me because i'm just a kid and kids cant kill people." i had to sleep with one eye open after that...
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    Hair - Deverouxe 3 days ago "Do you like burning?" -The new little girl neighbor
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    Font - Cubix893 days ago 3 My 3 year old came up tome gave me a hug, then whispered in my ear "don't go to work, you will die in a wall" I drive to work and work in construction. Decided to work from home that day.
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    Font - cobraskunk. 3 days ago A year ago my daughter was having night terrors, she was 4 at the time. Would wake up screaming every night around 3 am. My wife and I would go stay with her until she fell back asleep. We assumed she was just having nightmares but one morning she had told me that she was afraid because there in a man in her closet that doesn't have a head who keeps waking her up...
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    Rectangle - Captainfreshness - 3 days ago Creepy and funny. My youngest once said to me- "I could make three baby hands out of your hand meat."
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    Font - galwegian 3 days ago when my daughter was just two she said a couple of things that freaked me out. one night she was looking up at the full moon from a stairway landing window. I thought it was cute so I went up and asked her what she was thinking. imagining she'd say something like "is the moon weally made of cheese daddy?" or something like that. instead she looked at me and in a creepy old woman voice said "We are all in the same cage". Like a good horror movie dad I ran to the baseme
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    Font - TheKrazyKrab23 - 3 days ago My little sister had some creepy moments when we were younger. She often claimed that "people" were in her bathroom at night talking, and watching her. She called them "Po and the Tape Monster". There are a couple stories regarding them, both funny and creepy. One night she woke up scared and went to my parents' room to sleep with them. Before she went back to sleep, she used their bathroom, and when she came out she said "Why are there people in your bathroom
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    Rectangle - auntshooey1 - 3 days ago My 3 year old Granddaughter said, "Grandma, I just saw a man with no eyes go upstairs."
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    Font - steaky_bake_92 - 3 days ago 3 My son tells me stories of "scary uncle Michael" in his bedroom at night. He says he's a grey man that looks like his uncle and he climbs on walls and calls out to him and one night he tried to eat him. Yep, nightmare fuel
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    Font - Penguin-Monk - 3 days ago 3 My son was talking about his friend the "upside down clown" while I was putting him to bed one night. Needless to say, not a fan of that concept.
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    Font - Felinaporcelina 3 days ago My Five year old said he was gonna miss me when I was dead... in five days. 2 days later I was really poorly with covid, I thought that was it for me, honestly. Then one day he asked me if I'd like a (memorial) bench when I die. I have a morbid kid.

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