Funny, Random and Ridiculous Tweets and Tumblr Gems

After enough time spend staring at the wall, it's time to take a deep breath and stare at the small electronic wall that lives in your pocket. The verbal wizards of twitter and tumblr are out dropping knowledge, jokes and some of the most beautifully stupid observations on the internet. It's impossible to tell where the conversation came from or where it's going, but you can rest assured that it won't end where you thought it would.

Maybe in this crop of words, some will stick to your brain guts and make its way out at a party, getting all over someone. And then hopefully they'll take it somewhere else and spread it around a little. Y'know, like the casual funny joke version of the flu. That's good right?

Anyway here are the thoughts of people on the interwebs. The internet might be like one long simultaneous group delusion/panic attack, but at least it sometimes ends with a punchline.

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