There are times to slow down and times to speed up. If you're luxuriating in a delicious bubble bath on a Friday night, it's time to sit back and take your damn time because it won't last forever. If you're working as a lifeguard at your local community pool and you see some suspicious bubbles, you know what to do sport. Consuming memes can lean towards being a speedy activity; you want those memes hot, fresh, and sizzling, and then you want to move on and take in some more memes. As someone who never does anything slowly, I understand that media consumption strategy. However, it's the weekend! Why not chill out and let the memes do what the memes need to do. They aren't going away; they'll be waiting for you if you need to step out. These memes are characteristically unique, so please don't let this experience go to waste.