Little Kitty Cat Rascals Embarrassing Their Humans At The Worst Moments
For this week's challenge, we decided to go in a completely different direction. Like- we already knew that cats are heckin' weird, right? We've seen the worst of it already, we're sure. We already know that cats have really weird habits sometimes, like staring at walls and yelling at closed doors. We know that cats make super weird noises sometimes, like chirping at bugs and hissing at printers.
We know that cats are weird, but their weirdness tends to be harmless. Except when it's right. Oh yeah, this week, we asked you guys to tell us about moments where your cats' shenanigans went too far, and they ended up totally embarrassing you. And you delivered some hisstercial stories. Because you always deliver. Enjoy the madness, y'all!
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"My cat took a big dump in the judging cage at a show. I wanted to sink into the floor. I had ptsd showing him for months after that."
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2
"No exaggeration, but my girl Lokai here, laid like this on her tree behind me, while I was on a Zoom comedy workshop."
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3
"I work from home and have at least a day or so a week for about 6 years now. I have a desktop I use that has a power button on the front edge. This wonderful son of mine, Sir Axton McNuggetron, knows how to turn off my computer. I disabled the button but you can't disable the option to hold it down. He still manages to hold it down and turn the whole computer off if I forget to block the button. He has dumped me out of work meetings many times over the years. He also likes to join in my work calls and sing the song of his people and lurk in the background of my video calls on his cat tree."
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"Mercury joins me for my daily meetings at work. This is much preferable over her … less desirable content."
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5
"My Larry is a huge pain in the ass. One day we had a property manager come to check our rental. She took off her shoes at the door. While she was talking to us we saw Larry come up behind her and pee in one of her shoes. I covered by showing her around the house while my hubby quickly washed and dried her shoe. She didn't even notice.
We also had to put a collar on him with our number as he would randomly wander into peoples houses. One day we got a call from a little old lady saying "your cat is very friendly but he has come in and made himself at home". Another day we got a call because he had climbed through a bedroom window and fallen asleep on their bed.
He also likes to steal things. We have had him bring shoes, food, toys home with him. He is now a strictly indoor cat"
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"When I took him in to be neutered my cat, Phaeton, was so excited to see all the people in the waiting room that he let out a gloriously stanky fart. He gets pretty animated and excited when he meets new people. He just loves all the new attention. This time the attention was less about his furry cuteness and more about his righteous ass-gas."
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"Boots loved to show off his hunting skills - he was extremely proud of it when we had guests. It is kind of embarrassing while you sit down to eat and in walks the cat with his catch of the day"
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"My 16 year old sweet old lady cat is now the terror of the vet clinic. She was in her crate on the floor as I was paying and one of the clinic cats came around the counter and startled her. She screamed so loud that staff came running from the back. Now my formerly placid, sweet natured girl starts hissing and growling like the possessed as soon as we get there. Here she is looking oh so genteel…"
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9
"Harvey once came up to a guest and proceeded to sneeze a large snotty mess on their pants. He then consumed their plate of food while they were cleaning the mess off of their pants"
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10
"When my sphynx was still alive, we'd take him with us to visit family because they can't be left at home for more than 8 hours without supervision. He found dirty underwear under a hotel bed and was very proud of it.
No sphynx photos on my phone. Here's one of my Lykois."
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"Work from home. Knocked a bunch of stuff off the top of my computer desk, right in the middle of a video meeting"
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