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01
Dating Older Men Be Like...
We get it sis, you just want to use his senior discount membership card to get good prices on bulk items. Get that bag.
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02
Time Flies When You're Listening to Lil Jon Every Night
The GPS voice is just too accurate. Nowadays I feel like I need to turn the music completely off in order to parallel park.
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03
It's "Ma'am" Now
It's the little things in life like an afternoon coffee or gardening that make life joyous.
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04
Headphone Jacks and an iPod Mini
There's some Kelly Clarkson or Avril Lavigne playing on that iPod mini. Nobody had the hot pink color without a few lady vocalists on their library.
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05
Celebrity-Inspired Haircuts Never Go Right
She does have a point. Maybe if she's lucky, she can join the Hellfire Club and save the world. Chrissy, it's time to wake up sis.
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06
When You Realize How Much Cooler Teens Are Now
Not that a 5 part a cappella version of "Yeah" by Usher and Lil Jon is bad or unimpressive, it's just that nowadays everyone's doing dances that a 30 year old pair of knees can't take.
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07
Mail Trucks Are Sick AF
This post man is bringing EXACTLY what you need right to your door. Paper bills, spam mail, and a letter from your grandma.
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08
We All Need Therapy
Honestly, if you have a date that can find you a good therapist, wife them up.
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09
Working Out Just Don't Work Out
We're all trying our best, it's just that we're not 20 anymore. You can crush as many protein shakes as you want, but your physical peak ended at 25. It's all downhill from here.
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10
Gas Prices Are Just Too High For This
Just tryna make it through the day.