They say that cows are basically just enormous, bovine dogs. Sure they have giant clopping hooves and make doodoos the size of a basketball, but they have kind eyes, wagging tails, and love to play around-- just like your best friend Fido.
So regardless of their enormous size, cows are typically very docile and kind creatures. They would fetch a ball if you threw one, they would come when you call them by name, and they would probably honestly lay at your feet at the foot of your bed at night when you sleep. See? Just a big dog.
And just like dogs, who can be rebellious at times, cows sometimes can even go bad.
A cow going bad is actually much funnier than a dog that goes feral because of their innate goofiness. Cows are inherently cemented in our brains as slow, sleepy, sort of dumb animals, but they can be fearless and strong. Do not underestimate a cow.
One cow got caught on camera being both mischievous and malicious at the same time, terrorizing her fellow pen-mates. This brown and white, chocolate milk menace was captured on surveillance footage charging a friendly looking black and white blotchy cow and with all of her strength, went to sweep her leg.
She clips her sisters back hooves in the groove of her snoot and lifts her head with all of her force, flipping her adversary end over end. Due to their proximity to the food bin, it's safe to say that this was a dispute over rations, but the brawl doesn't end there. The chocolate milk menace, with all her force, flopped the other cow into the food trough, completely upside down, confusing all the cows in the vicinity.
Since cows can die suddenly and randomly if they're on their backs, was this an attempted homicide? When cows are on their backs, they're so heavy that they can basically crush themselves, suffocating under the weight of their bodies. Especially if a cow becomes cornered in this position, it is extremely dangerous for them to be flipped.
The chocolate milk menace really was trying to raise heck in that farm.
Although we may never know what this cow was thinking or what motivated it's random attack, what we do know is that this cow has beef. So sure, maybe cows are a lot like dogs, but how often can you say that a dog was murderously flipping its sisters? The chocolate milk menace still roams the streets today.
Poor cow 😂😭
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