20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals (August 13, 2022)
Paws and prepare yourselves, everyone. Don't let the title of this listicle fool you. Although the following listicle is indeed full of pictures of itty bitty kitties, they are not nearly as innocent as they may seem. In fact, the kitties you will be seeing here are criminals. They are masterminds of the highest degree. They have powers which all of all us can sense, yet none of us can really comprehend. These powers make us… do things without any control. They make us aww, they make our hearts flip and our bellies fill with butterflies, they make us feel an unbearable urge to adopt a kitten.
Worst of all, these powers force us to celebrate these tiny criminals by putting together a listicle like this one every single week. Single-mindedly, unthinkingly, we scour the internet in search of these criminals to showcase them to you. And you - don't think you're immune to their power. You're here, and that means that they have got a hold on you too.
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"Teddy has decided to represent himself in court, despite having no legal training. Here he is on the stand. What do you put his chances at?"
The logical side of us wants to say that he has no chance. This tiny kitten is clearly a criminal mastermind. Just look at the way he sits, his stance, the confidence he's exuding. But in our heats, we know that there is no way he'll be prosecuted. He's simply too cute. The jury will be too busy awwing to do anything.
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"Smoll void"
The void may be small, but we can already feel its pull. If you look long enough into the eyes of this void, you will notice it trying to pull you in. You can feel yourself getting hypnotized. We don't know if its the eyes, if it's the flat ears, if it's the posture that suggests an attack is incoming. All we know is that the pull is strong, we already want to hold this criminal.
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"Everyone meet Neko"
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"Meet Yuki"
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"Was recommended to come here to share my new tiny sniff Tango. She is so cute."
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"Crouton with leptöp"
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"I was told to post Daredevil here"
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"How Milo sleeps after a long day of crime"
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"Meet Butterscotch and Popsicle. These little criminals are wanted for having too many toes (they have 26 each!)"
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"Armed Robbery caught in the act"
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"She’s not sure how she feels about the harness yet"
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"Formula drunk"
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"I was trying to make cookies"
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"3rd Day at her new home and she is doing fine"
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"New foster cat with *five* smols"
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"This furry little felon has been squatting in my attic for a month. Punishment: a very smothering millennial adopting her."
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"no talk me i angy"
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"my baby boy at a few weeks old"
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"My baby Loki when he was a super smol baby. Cutest Loki variant I’ve ever seen."
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"This is “Meep”, the house elf. She is smol."
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