Funniest Twitter Thread Has People Answering the Age Old Question That’s Been Stumping Men for Centuries

Before you get excited, there is no clear answer in this thread to where the infamous cl!t is. This small hidden feature in anyone with a v*g!na seems to keep alluding those born with a p*n!s. However, that doesn't mean anybody is giving up here! That thing is important and once found, it'll rock the world of anybody involved–it'll make you a s*x god and the bean owner erupt with pleasure. But, again, you have to find it first. Twitter user @bugdealer asked the question, "ok now if I was a cl!t where would I be?" The question sparked a thread of very serious answers! (I'm kidding, people are having a blast responding with hilarious answers.) I mean, did you ever think to check your pockets? Maybe it was left in there. How about we re-trace our steps and see if maybe it was left behind somewhere? Or better yet, just call the cl!t and see where it went off to!

Elna McHilderson

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