Memes for Those of Us Who Definitely Cannot Go Out Like We Used To, but That’s Not Going to Stop Us

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    Tableware - Me: I'm only staying for one drink Also me: MENTOR HER
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    Watch - WOMEN WOMENWHOLOVEWINE @wwlwine My kind of smart watch 77% 3h,19m2,803 According to your activity, you have earned 7 glasses of wine. Please drink responsibly.
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    Glasses - Me on monday: I'm going to eat healthy this week and workout Me on Wednesday: @bravobetch Bravu
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    Font - WOMEN WOMENWHOLOVEWINE @wwlwine Hot girls finish the bottle of wine after it's been opened
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    Glasses - When all four of your boyfriends walk into the bar together IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS
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    Human body - Every friend group has someone who's a liability when they go out
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    Font - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr The worst thing about bars is getting a standard 5-ounce pour of wine instead of the 25 ounces my home- bar offers
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    Rectangle - I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a swim-up margarita bar.
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    Head - When you and your co-worker took happy hour a little too far. Now, both of you are at work like...
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    Font - (Me at work) I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this sober.
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    Forehead - When you're still hungover from drinking 2 days ago I guess this is my life now...
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    Hair - Me waiting for my bestie to become a millionaire so we can quit our jobs and go day drinking every day @bravobetch
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    Nose - Me: Ok, I'll go out but only for one drink Me the next morning: @bravobetch
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    Font - Sara K. Runnels ✔ @omgskr Not looking for a boyfriend, but would be open to someone drinking with me, sleeping with me and being obsessed with me on my terms
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    Cartoon - Me: "I need to start saving money" My friends: "let's go get drunk" Me: of You son of a bitch, I'm in
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    Product - When you take 4 shots and dont feel anything, so you take 3 more and they all hit you at once
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    Hairstyle - Me and my Bestie going out after 9pm
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    Vertebrate - When you get drunk af the night before and show up to work the next morning tryna not look hungover
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    Smile - When you tell your friend you'll only use a splash of tequila when making their drink and you pour half the bottle
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    Font - Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny The two times when money is no object is during a hangover and while at an airport

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