Fresh and Funny Tweets Harvested From the Bird App (September 3, 2022)

If y'all have spent even a single minute on Twitter (also known by us as the 'bird app'), then you are probably well-aware that not all tweets are created equal. Most of the quips that people fling into the Twitterverse are either cringey, offensive, and sometimes maybe even both. Then there is the wealth of tweets that are so completely basic and banal that they manage to make us angry. You know what we're talking about. Those tweets that go viral on the site have either already been tweeted a zillion times or offer up banal sentiments like "Invest in your future." We would be remiss not to mention all the political diatribes, conspiracy theorists, and bold incels who feel the need to question or insert themselves into every woman's post on the crazy site. Lucky for us, while they sometimes get lost in the shuffle, there are some clever and funny people who use their wit and weirdness to make the site worth a visit. If you're one of the people who can't stomach the idiocy or the discourse, we have hunted down some of the good stuff just for you. Just don't start expecting that this experience is par for the course.

Posted by Ada Elder