'What is the pettiest thing you've done after a break up?': Women on TikTok share chaotic-evil stories of how they got revenge on an ex
Sometimes, after a break up, revenge is in order. You can always leave it to karma, but where's the fun in that? A TikToker recently started a trend telling her story of a friend's pettiest breakup, and calling on others to share their own petty break ups. And oh boy, did people deliver. So many woman get cheated on and it's disgusting. But the hilarious petty payback that these women do is epic. From glitter bombs in the driveway to changing their caller ID to come up as "Potential Spam," these modern day ladies are coming up with modern day solutions for these messy breakups. They range from chaotic-neutral to chaotic-evil, but they are all definitely chaotic. One woman even took her petty revenge by using her cheating husband's incognito name and using it for the name of the main character of her book she ended up writing on the whole toxic relationships. It became a best seller.
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"P00p-Gate"
So, this is the video that started the trend. In this story, she tells about her guy friend who had a pissed off ex. He came home one day and there was a pile of human sh*t in his shower. He was convinced it was a certain ex of his and he told everyone the story. Soon the entire friend group new about this person who left a heaping pile in his shower. A few month after the incident, a plumber comes to work on the apartment above. Turns out, because they were on a hill and some issues, sometimes when they flushed it would end up in his shower…
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Packing Chaos
This woman got dumped right before her ex left for a long weekend. The two were living together, so she was left with all his stuff. She decided to pack for him—sounds nice, right? Well, she packed all of his belongings in an unnecessary amount of small boxes. Put random things into each box, mixing kitchen supplies with socks and bathroom things with office supplies. And didn't label a thing. Good luck unpacking, ex!
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Author's Revenge
This woman found out her husband was cheating on her with several women, had multiple shady p*rn accounts, and several other inappropriate things. Her revenge? Divorcing him and then writing a best-seller book about it and naming the character the name he would use as his incognito name when he would cheat.
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Petty Text
This woman got cheated on and dumped him. However, he would still text her all the time even though he was now dating the woman he cheated on her with. One night, she decided to accept one of his invited to hangout again. She met up with him at the bar he is always at, he was already drunk, and she had to give him a ride home. He passed out in her car, so she took his phone, took a selfie of them, and texted his new girlfriend the photo saying, "just to let you know, he made it home safe!"
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Sticky Situation
This woman's petty revenge was so simple, yet so brilliant. She unscrewed her ex's shower head and filled it with hard candy. So every time they would go to take a shower, they would just get extra sticky.
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Whole Milk to the Rescue
This woman was sitting in the car with her now ex when he confessed he was cheating on her. When he got out to open the door for her to get her to leave his car while she was crying her eyes out. She took that opportunity to pour the rest of the whole milk she was holding under his seat. Hope that curdled and left the sweet smell of revenge.
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Sneaky Sneakers
This woman found out she was being cheated on. Her partner was a huge fan of sneakers, so, naturally, she packed up all of his left shoes and left. She blocked him on everything, moved states, and never talked to him again.
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Glittery Ending
This woman gave her ex a parting gift when they broke up. He enjoyed taking baths, so she packed him up an un-labeled bath bomb. Little did he know that this bath bomb was filled with glitter. Have you ever tried to get glitter off? It's basically impossible. To take it one step further, she even covered his driveway with glitter while he was out. And just to really put the topper on the cake, she signed up his email to a health insurance site, making him get hundreds of spam emails. The craziest part of all this, is that they are now married and about to have a baby…
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Locked iPhone
Basically, this woman found out she was getting cheated on, so she dumped this man, but he was still on her phone plan. He was refusing to pay off his own phone and she had to convince him to pay it off and leave her alone already. Finally, he paid up, but the damage was done. She took the money, then locked him out of all of his apple ID things like iCloud, etc. And he couldn't even go to get it fixed, because she was the technical owner of his phone. Modern problems call of modern solutions.
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Potential Spam
This genius woman got revenge through her Verizon account. They shared an account, so when they broke up he was till on it for a while. Before he could get off the plan, she logged onto the account and changed his phone number to come up on caller ID as "Potential Spam."
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