Are you emotionally prepared for this listicle, friends? We know that we warn you about it every single time, but we simply must do it. We must warn you. The following listicle may trick you with its title, but just because it is full of teeny weeny kittens doesn't mean that it's not dangerous. In fact, that makes it even more so. The smaller a kitten is, the more power it has. It has the power to make us aww uncontrollably. It has the power to make us want to immediately go to a shelter and adopt a kitten. It even has the power to make us write this listicle every single week.
We're whipped for these awwdorable palm-sized kittens, friends. We have lost the battle. They have won. And if you continue onward, you will lose too. It's inevitable. These kittens are too cute to handle. They're so cute, viewing them should be illegal. So, continue at your own peril, and if you find yourself in a shelter later today, trying to decide if three kittens are too many to adopt, don't say we didn't warn you.
Yes! Yes, he is illegal enough. He is too illegal! How dare you show us this? Do you want our hearts to explode?! Not only is this kitten tiny, it's also a void, and its eyes are also voids, and its tongue is too sharp and cute. What are we supposed to do- somehow survive this cuteness? Impawssible.
Oh… Oh no. We can already see the kinds of crimes that this criminal will commit in the future. Better get rid of your alarm clock already, human. This kitty will clearly be replacing it before you know it. Prepare yourself for 5am wake-up meows so intense you'll begin to question the meaning of cat ownership before you know it.
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