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Fresh Tweets Plucked From the Bird App (September 16, 2022)

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    Font - Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides 9:37 PM 9/10/22 Twitter for iPhone ... 11.7K Retweets 387 Quote Tweets 126K Likes
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    Jaw - Danielle @danielleloucamp any way we can grind through charles and william pretty quickly? i want the evil 9-year-old to be king. 11:34 AM - 9/9/22 Twitter for iPhone 3,781 Retweets 137 Quote Tweets 68.1K Likes
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    Forehead - Omniscient Orb of Antlers @Omniscient Of renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something 12:23 PM 6/1/22 Twitter for iPhone . ... 8,511 Retweets 558 Quote Tweets 33.7K Likes
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    Musical instrument - Artist formerly known as Prince Gikuy
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    Glasses - socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx It's called DoorDash, T. People pay 50 bucks for someone to leave some McDonalds on their porch so they don't gotta talk to nobody. 6:45 PM 9/12/22 Twitter for iPhone . 2,845 Retweets 108 Quote Tweets 34.3K Likes
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    Product - Dana Wessel @DanaWessel You just know this dude is rolling in Kohl's Cash. ank adium us usbar sta G723 K. Cousins (MIN): 23-32, 277 FINAL 1-0 usbank stadium 0-1 Mom RIFL NFLN 10:20 AM - 9/12/22 TweetDeck . 4,265 Retweets 336 Quote Tweets 75.8K Likes
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    Font - tariro @tariishere bill Hader was like what are the worst kind of people I can think of? and then he made a show about murderers, cops, and theater people 6:29 AM 9/12/22 Twitter for Android . ... 902 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 13.1K Likes
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    Font - ret @rad_milk america All Google when did monster energy drink come out Shopping News Images Videos Maps Воо 9+ 2002 Hansen's Natural launched the Monster brand energy drink in 2002 as a response to the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2001, in order to give American patriots the energy they need to fight Al-Qaeda F https://www.forbes.com profile > r... Rodney Sacks - Forbes About featured snippets 11:12 AM - 9/11/22 Twitter for iPhone . Feedback 11.1K Retweets 1,128 Quote Tweets 141K
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    Gadget - lucas - @LucaslsPersonal Shouldn't have bought a 2ds in the UK wtf is this Nintendo Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022 This device is unavailable for the Royal period of Mourning and will continue to be until Monday 19 September 4:57 PM - 9/11/22 TweetDeck ... 33.5K Retweets 1,841 Quote Tweets 458K Likes
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    Font - katie @foxalive555 I'm done with Self Care it's time for Others Harm 9:03 AM 9/11/22 Twitter for iPhone . 26.4K Retweets 1,291 Quote Tweets 144K Likes
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    Head - joey @joeylovrek if you watched She-Hulk before The Sopranos you deserve to have it spoiled CBR Comic Book Resources @CBR 2d Some She-Hulk viewers are mad that the latest episode includes Sopranos spoilers... 15 years after the show ended. buff.ly/3d2CbqT 12:58 PM 9/9/22 Twitter for iPhone . 9,086 Retweets 272 Quote Tweets 101K Likes
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    Font - positive mindset guru @tacticaldipshit it's incredibly funny to me that incels are like "you have to be a Uber Chad to get women because of hypergamy" when every single hot girl I know is like "I would let Matt Berry hit raw no questions asked" 2:42 AM 9/10/22 Twitter for Android ... 912 Retweets 163 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes
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    Font - aria aber @AriaAber when my boyfriend is home i eat three square meals a day and when he is gone i creep into the kitchen for a handful of dry cereal or a pickle every two hours like a tiny rat in a bodega in bedstuy 10:26 PM - 9/9/22 Twitter Web App 17.5K Retweets 2,265 Quote Tweets 231K Likes
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    Organism - Rt. Hon Tyler Dinucci MP @TylerDinucci BREAKING In response to the ascension of King Charles III to the throne, the Canadian government has announced that they will replace the monarch on their currency with Carly Rae Jepsen. Canada 20 Belget Welt seſter sate DEPUTY GOVERNOR SOUS-GOUVERNEURE GOUVERNEUR GOVERNO BANQUE DU CANADA 20 CARLY RAE JEPSEN 1:29 PM 9/9/22 Twitter for iPhone 0500 20202020 20 20 20 OLDAL 20 20 MISSION 201 BANK OF CANADA 20 7,799 Retweets 559 Quote Tweets 67.5K Lik
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    Font - john @mrjohndarby therapist: you're bad at recognising compliments me: thank you? therapist: no 5:49 PM 9/9/22 Twitter for Android 1,216 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 21K Likes
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    Product - Internet HOF @InternetHOF bro went on a massacre bb @bibiannaaaaa- 11/14/20 snuck my bf in last night and got mad at him and he said "come over here or ima scream" Imaooo 303 natahlee. @nnmariah 17.2K BigDaddyK @BanginBlanco - 11/15/20 You look to old to be living at ya moms 973 7,746 200 262K she looks about 17-19... are you ok? 10:36 AM - 11/15/20 - Twitter for iPhone . natahlee @nnmariah- 11/15/20 she looks about 17-19... are you ok? 16 13 2,962 BigDaddyK @BanginBlanco - 11/15/20 Yo
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    Font - roni @CHRISTITTIES love game of thrones but I need more dark fantasy where women aren't assaulted every episode 9:50 AM - 9/9/22 Twitter for iPhone 10.1K Retweets 1,032 Quote Tweets 114K Likes
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    Food - Randall Otis @RandallOtis TV Seeing my girlfriend has sent me 27 tik toks by the time I wake up 9:27 AM 9/11/22 Twitter for iPhone WOWEENGERING ...
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    Clothing - wengel @wengelll ive watched succession i know what this means KY2 3:36 PM 9/10/22 Twitter for iPhone • 4,062 Retweets 444 Quote Tweets 63.2K Likes
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    Font - Dedee @thoughtfulbae We gonna make fun of that too. @flackoohh 1d all the americans making fun of the queen just don't forget it's 2 days until september 11th 8:06 PM 9/9/22 Twitter for iPhone . 9,436 Retweets 475 Quote Tweets 99K Likes
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    Font - ahmed ali akbar @radbrowndads Shazam but for someone's face at a party whose name you should know 3:20 PM 9/9/22 Twitter for iPhone . 6,393 Retweets 654 Quote Tweets 84.7K Likes
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    Font - ✪ daniel barnes ✪ @Danny8bit Minnie is WHAT DISNEY PARKS Minnie is dripping with excitement as she celebrates the centenary of The Walt Disney Company in her typically fashionable style with this ear headband. Part of the Disney 100 Platinum Celebration, this limited release commemorative ear headband has been designed by Disney artists for a special reflective platinum-dipped effect and includes a coordinating padded bow, all presented in a special keepsake box. Wario64 @Wario64 18h Mick
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    Smile - this is the first time harrison ford has looked visibly happy in like 25 years Co Letterboxd @letterboxd. 19h Indiana Jones and Short Round are reunited after 38 years. (via Ke Valerie Faye Keaton @StealingValerie FU ALT Huy Quan's IG) 5
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    Gesture - Mennell @sapphic_pageant Whoever can pull that ring off his finger will become the next king like Arthur with that sword in the stone. Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun. 2d Put a picture of Charles' hands on the money instead of his face 3:21 PM 9/10/22 Twitter for iPhone 10.3K Retweets 217 Quote Tweets 138K Likes
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    Font - slate @PleaseBeGneiss reservations are so embarrassing like hi i'm here for my spaghetti appointment 8:50 PM 9/11/22 Twitter for iPhone . ... 3,733 Retweets 78 Quote Tweets 38.1K Likes
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    Font - Olivia Website @catthousand white house announces that joe biden has quietly evolved into joe triden. "he has 3 now", a staffer close to the president says 2:54 PM 9/11/22 Twitter for Android · 1,076 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 9,692 Likes
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    Font - Racquel Gates @racquelgates Men, if your girlfriend is finishing a marathon, accepting an award, walking the runway to close out the collection that she designed, or taking a moment to celebrate any big individual accomplishment that she worked hard for this is not the time to propose to her. - 10:33 AM 9/11/22 Twitter Web App 16.8K Retweets 1,258 Quote Tweets 154K Likes
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    Font - Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter People are mad that The Little Mermaid is Black? The lady who is also a fish? Who lives under the sea? Whose best friend is a talking crab? 2:48 PM 9/13/22 Twitter Web App 12.2K Retweets 965 Quote Tweets 123K Likes
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    Font - Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama [having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women's size in the USA [having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers 11:45 PM - 9/12/22 Twitter for iPhone . 6,252 Retweets 918 Quote Tweets 77.9K Likes ...
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    Organism - PINK @astrogirll you got a 3 person beef limit before I start to think you the problem. 2:10 PM 9/12/22 Twitter for iPhone . 14.5K Retweets 1,715 Quote Tweets 99.1K Likes
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    Font - Woe t @Woeotto Mfs only wear glasses for attention, it's not that hard to see 7:24 PM 9/11/22 Twitter for iPhone . 4,175 Retweets 1,686 Quote Tweets 35.3K Likes

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