Dog Owners Come Together To Laugh At The Fact That Their Derp Doggos Could Never Survive In The Wild

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    Font - Posted by u/headphonequeen 2 days ago 4 Does anyone else often look at their dog and think "you would not survive 10 minutes in the wild" [Fluff] My dog often steps on her leash and her paws get wrapped up. She just stands there frozen staring at me until I help. I often look at her and think "how in the world did you descend from a wolf?" Anyone else?
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    Font - Robert McCheese - 2 days ago Way back in the 80s when I was a kid we went on a short vacation. I think we were gone 4 days. Our dog disappeared from the kennel. No sign of him anywhere. Busted out of the cage they had him in one night and gone. 2 months later my brother was at a soccer practice about 20 miles from home (and in completely the wrong direction from the kennel) and there's Ralph scavenging food from a Chinese restaurant nearby. If anything, he was fatter than when we dropped
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    Font - Robert McCheese - 1 day ago Makes sense. It also explains why so may dogs come up to Teddy and I while we're out walking. I always assumed Teddy was there to vouch for me, so they figured I was cool. For whatever reason dogs get lost in this neighborhood. I assume it is because of how all the freeways are located and they get stuck and confused. In the last 3 years we've have 4 live dogs found and returned and located the owner of the dead dog we found in the gutter. I assume he was hit b
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    Human body - wiggysbelleza 2 days ago One of our dogs doesn't like to touch wet grass. He looks at me with so much betrayal in his eyes when I tell him to pee after a rain, god forbid we ask him to potty during a rain.
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    Font - babyeatingdingoes - 1 day ago Mine is the exact same, and she's a former rez dog who spent her first year and a half or so outside. She's from pretty far north though and she loves to go out to pee/poop in the snow so maybe it just didn't rain super often up there. Still so spoiled and pampered now.
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    Font - Kate_The_Great_414 - 1 day ago My Scottie would insist on going outside even after I would tell him "it's raining, buddy." He'd go outside, two seconds later, he'd be whining and crying to come back in. I'd leave him outside for about ten more minutes. I told him, he didn't listen. He thought he was sugar, and would melt if he got a rain drop on him. Now, if it was snowing out, I would have to drag him in, while he protested by planting all four paws firmly on the ground. He just LOVED sn
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    Font - stormywhethers321 - 23 hr. ago Mine too. We get to the front door and she smells/sees the rain and she suddenly has super-magnetized paws. You can't move her. She also runs to the bathroom to hide whenever there's thunder, fireworks or particularly loud noises. A loud bird outside the window sent her there last week. Somehow she survived on the streets of a remote mountain village for five years though, so she must have incredible inner fortitudes of strength that she just doesn't need to
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    Font - grokthis1111 1 day ago My dog will actively fight against going outside in the rain. he's held it for two days before i finally dragged him outside. i don't let him be so choosy anymore, lol. There'll be times when he can't hear the rain so he'll be excited to go out, only for him to get pissy when he sees it's raining.
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    Font - Susccmmp 2 days ago My dog is a rescue and was found wandering in the woods, probably a dumped or lost hunting dog. I don't know how long he was on his own but I do not know how he made it longer than a day. He falls over when he runs, he can't jump, he can't bark or howl, he's pretty much defenseless. And seems confused by everything.
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    Human body - chernaboggles - 1 day ago Wolves would be *mortified* by my dog. He challenges baby carrots to fights and doesn't always win.
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