The Funniest Programming Memes of the Week (October 9, 2022)

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Oct 9, 2022 11:00 AM EDT

One of the most annoying things about being a programmer is the endless barrage of requests from your "friends" and "family" for you to make them a website. These requests are never put in professionally but rather brought up in a guilt-trippy way at random events. Your uncle has a landscaping company and has a website that looks like it would've been a victim of Y2K. Good news! Once you're a programmer, your aunt will ask you to fix it every time you see her for years on end! The worst part is she won't even be straight up about it. She'll spew some hogwash about how "it's so wonderful that there's someone good with technology in the family" and how "Uncle Dave is so bad with technology." She'll never contact you about it further, and the problem will never be fixed until either your Uncle's company or your Uncle himself is swimming with the fishes. Oh well, so is the life of a programmer, I suppose.

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    Hair - 2 lines per hour 0.19 2% IQ score 55 45 lines per hour MUNTE 14% 70 STD H 34% 85 68% 95% 100 34% 115 2 lines per hour 14% 130 2% 0.1% 145 160 175 -2 lines per hour 0.01% 190
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Vertebrate - DEVELOPERS PRODUCT OWNER TESTERS C-SUITE
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Cat - Why should we hire you? Tech Recruiter
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - I... I think my brain just broke... Scripting ✓ C++ ✓ Linux ✓ + show more Job details Matches job preferences you are Interested in Salary From $10 an hour Job Type Contract ✓ Shift & Schedule Monday to Friday ✓ Full Job Description Job Title: C++ Developer with Embedded Systems experience Location: Cupertino, CA & Austin, TX (Onsite from Day 1) Job type: Contract Key Qualifications • Minimum 8 years of experience in programming in C, C++, Lua or Objective C
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Gesture - Me: Tries to remove a line that the code never runs The code before crashing immediately: You tried to fix me, now I'm gonna fix you
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Gesture - Me: Tries to remove a line that the code never runs The code before crashing immediately: You tried to fix me, now I'm gonna fix you
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Handwriting - Students: what IDE are we gonna use? TSU: ბ) y = p. — 2, წიწააღმდეგ მ (x, 07-55x55 (2x-2, 2² / 405 / 7711 + int x, y, Cin >>x, if (x >=-588 x <=5) yog else y = 2 2,
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - java when 4 0339 <<<-NO HAZARDOUS WM you forget a semicolon WASTE MANAGEMENT 604-520 7800 CORS
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - Vicki @vboykis 12:37 AM Oct 6, 2022 Twitter for iPhone : Yeah you write callbacks and inherit from parent classes all day but when's the last time you called your mom back . ...
    via @vboykis
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    Cartoon - When you have a nice programming day; every thing works. Everyone is stupid except me
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Forehead - Supabase @supabase The emotional roller coaster that is web development (0) "why won't it build!?" "can't believe it was webpack again" "I have to downgrade "Nice it works!" for the workaround!?" "but now it doesn't work with babel loader" "I should quit my job and open a coffee shop"
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - Ever felt paranormal activity? Let's talk about it Chandralika Kashyap and 145 others Abdul Wazed Code which works on Friday, doesn't work on Monday ! Don't know who put bugs in my code 2d Haha Reply 124
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Property - Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her-mass causes a stack overflow.
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Chin - YOU USE VSCODE BREAKPOINTS TO DEBUG I USE THEM TO REMEMBER THE LINE I WAS WORKING ON WE ARE NOT THE SAME
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Cartoon - ME EXPLAINING IT IN A FEW SIMPLE SENTENCES THOSE FEW SIMPLE SENTENCES BEING EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THAT LIBRARY/FRAMEWORK imgflip.com PEOPLE UNFAMILIAR WITH SOME LIBRARY/FRAMEWORK PEOPLE THINKING I MUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT IF I CAN SUMMARIZE IT LIKE THAT Put
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Hair - CSS + HTML is Turing complete It can simulate a Turing machine provided repeated user's interaction The user is a part of the machine A programming language does not need to be Turing complete
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Smile - Programmers looking at programming memes Ah, humor based on my pain.
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Cartoon - What I was told computer programming would be like. What it's actually like.
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Photograph - Imgflip.com itte. The Agile Landscape v3 DELOITTE'S EXPLANATION OF AGILE AR 19 TOKYO SUBWAY MAP TRARA SAB Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.
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    Car - WORLD News Man charged with smuggling pythons in his pants at Canada-U.S. border YOU KNOW, I'M SOMETHING OF A PYTHON SMUGGLER MYSELF imgflip.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Tire - HIRING: JUNIOR FULL STACK DEVELOPER AFP Ⓡ QUALIFICATIONS
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Vertebrate - char[] char* Sane Programming Language Mental Gymnastics String s C++ Mental Gymnastics const std::string& const char* std::string std::string_view absl::string_view
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Font - SCREEN IN MOVIES: Start Attacking....... Hacking NASA 0% Hacking NASA 20% Hacking NASA 40% Hacking NASA 60% Hacking NASA/ 70% Hacking NASA 80% Hacking NASA 100% NASA Macked Successfully BEHIND THE SCENES: print("Start Attacking.......") print("Hacking NASA OX") print("Hacking NASA 20%")| print("Hacking NASA 40%") print("Hacking NASA 60%") print("Hacking NASA 78%") print("Hacking NASA 80%") print("Hacking NASA 100%") print("NASA Hacked Successfully") M&P IT
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Purple - The world if we had skipable loading screens L made with mematic
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Computer - We were given debugging ducks in my programming class.
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Nose - 5 MINUTES IN imgfil 5 HOURS IN
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    Bird - Intern: I fixed the bug and pushed the code to production Senior Developer Intern
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Sleeve - 380 MUSIC BAND How do you do, fellow programmers?
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    Human - "Nah Man, Writing Documentation isn't that bad. You just have to get used to it." - Robert, Age 24
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
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    Vision care - WRITES UNMAINTAINABLE CODE LEAVES COMPANY
    via r/ProgrammerHumor

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