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    Font - Stacy's Flag Means Spooky @DarkLiterata I'm sorry but "non-fungible" will always mean "impossible to turn into a mushroom" to me 10:09 PM 10/6/22 Twitter for Android 11.4K Retweets 346 Quote Tweets 92.5K Likes
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    Font - Chad Quandt @QuandtumTheory Chris Pratt Mario spoke five words and weed was decriminalized in America. 4:49 PM - 10/6/22 Twitter Web App 9,803 Retweets 158 Quote Tweets 133K Likes
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    Food - Mx. D. E. ADerson @diannaeanderson Mexican week is worse than we thought... ALT 12:39 PM 10/7/22 Twitter for iPhone .
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    Rectangle - they'll figure it out if they get hungry enough AL Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 AL L 2 CAN FISH MICROWAVE SOUP 5:40 PM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone 2,240 Retweets 104 Quote Tweets 19.1K Likes
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    Furniture - President Beb! @presidentbeb NEWS: President Biden signs an executive order banning white women from posting pictures of pumpkin spice lattes on instagram 7:54 AM 10/7/22 Twitter for iPhone 12 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 98 Likes
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    Clothing - Greg Buster @Gregnus_2022 Seriously...did the DeSantis family just recently get arms? ACTION POINT ACTION TURNING POINT ACTION CTION NING NT ACTION TURN POIN TURNING POINT ACTION TURNING POINT AC TURN DIN TUNING POINT ACT ING TACTION 12:34 PM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPad ... 3,991 Retweets 551 Quote Tweets 25.5K Likes
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    Property - Pumpkinmid Head @redpyrameadhead Do NOT speak Italian to Black Phillip 4:49 PM 10/5/22 Twitter for Android . 4,769 Retweets 154 Quote Tweets 40.4K Likes
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    Font - Icy @Maybelcy If Michael Myers chased the same bitch for 40 years then so can I 10:35 AM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone . 16.5K Retweets 2,155 Quote Tweets 70.8K Likes
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    Font - julesjulesjulesjules @jubear720 Ok in retrospect this is so so so fucking funny now Polygon GAMING ▼ ENTERTAINMENT ▼ NEWS NINTENDO MOVIES MORE ▼ Chris Pratt warns his Mario voice is 'unlike anything you've heard' Star says he's really proud' of his 'updated' take By Oli Welsh | @oliwelsh | Jun 24, 2022, 8:57am EDT 4:22 PM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone 3,536 Retweets 121 Quote Tweets 7,918 Likes :
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    Bird - Pavel @es_aion what no hens does to a mf BREEDING MALE . NONBREEDING MALE 9:27 AM 10/6/22 Twitter for Android 1,663 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 23.3K Likes
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    Font - Nick Pupo @nickpupo My dad wants me to marry an Italian woman but he won't say it explicitly. I'll be like “dad I met a girl" and he'll be like "Is she...loud?" 11:55 PM - 10/5/22 Twitter for iPhone 172 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 6,748 Likes
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    Font - Upside Dad @UpsideDad I bought some frozen corn at the store and the nice old lady at the checkout told me all about her family's cream corn recipe and how I had to try it and I didn't have the heart to tell her I just had a vasectomy and the corn was going on my balls. 10:42 PM 10/4/22 Twitter for iPhone · 1,396 Retweets 101 Quote Tweets 43.6K Likes
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    Font - trash jones @jzux just found out that if there's a nuclear missile coming towards us the government is gonna give us a TEN MINUTE warning. at that point just don't tell me?? why would you ruin the last 10 minutes of my entire life 1:46 PM 10/5/22 Twitter for iPhone . ... 3,535 Retweets 599 Quote Tweets 58K Likes
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    Font - Aaron Manville @ACmanville @ring my account was hacked and I can't recover my account the hacker is making vulgar comments towards me and my neighbors through my door bell 1:55 PM - 10/5/22 Twitter for iPhone 130 Retweets 46 Quote Tweets 1,168 Likes
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    Product - GothamChess @GothamChess NO WAY THEY WERE ACTUALLY SCANNING FOR THE BEADS?! BEATTER STATATER - 7:01 PM 10/5/22 Twitter for iPhone MARIN STREE 01:01 PM 1,773 Retweets 292 Quote Tweets 36.1K Likes
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    Font - Douglas A. BOOneparth @dougboneparth How is Elon Musk able to afford his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter? Simple. He made his coffee at home. 8:45 AM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone . ... 163 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2,439 Likes
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    Motor vehicle - Christian @lazodc "You really went to get a adult happy meal for the toy?" Me: box Mlimited edition! McDonald's M GAZTUS Pot Plant McDonald's Cactus Plant Flea Market McDonald's 3:05 PM 10/5/22 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Alternate HistoryHub @AltHistoryHub Overwatch 2 launch failing so hard this guy went outside instead and made a friend Sudwestdelon 5m Couldn't launch the game so I took a walk to the pub and found a fella named Kevin playing at the Trivia Night by himself. We joined forces and got 4th place. It made me smile when we were laughing and having a hoot and he said, "aren't you glad your game wasn't working?" Thanks, Overwatch 2, for giving me the opportunity to meet Kevin. 11:01 PM 10/4/22 Tw
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    Plant - Adam Deats @AdamDeats DO NOT PUT THAT ON. Fascinating @fascinate. 2d 2000-year-old green serpentine stone mask found at the base of the pyramid of the Sun, Teotihuacan, Mexico. 3:55 PM 10/5/22 Twitter for iPhone : 75.4K Retweets 2,416 Quote Tweets 680K Likes
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    Food - Harissa Explains It All @haribeats_ This adult happy meal is wild, yo Chicken McNuggets 10
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    Font - cass @cassbeewrites remember, a first draft doesn't have to be perfect! except for mine. mine must be flawless or I might as well quit. I am the only one this applies to. 1:11 PM - 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone 14.2K Retweets 639 Quote Tweets 86.2K Likes
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    Font - TOINGTON MENT OF NATURAL RESOU D Washington State Dept. of Natura... @waDNR Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon ALT e Laugh Lay eggs and die 8:47 PM 10/5/22 Twitter Web App 13.8K Retweets 822 Quote Tweets 88.1K Likes
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    Font - Comet @starteas | Lumi Pilot | Workin' o... Chris Pratt saying he worked so hard on the Mario voice only for it to sound like Chris Pratt is the funniest thing 4:19 PM - 10/6/22 Twitter Web App 9,262 Retweets 174 Quote Tweets 101K Likes
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    Forehead - guro gf @blackmetalbrews Was gonna text this to just one friend but I realized I could ruin like a dozen people's day today instead of just one person by tweeting it © FaceApp 4:09 PM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - jame @kloogans extra slutty olive oil for me thanks 9:25 PM 10/6/22 Twitter Web App . 1,326 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 10.1K Likes
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    Font - Frances Klein @fklein907 Not gonna lie, rebranding my intrusive thoughts as "poem ideas" has done wonders for my mental health. 8:33 AM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone . ... 2,296 Retweets 362 Quote Tweets 23.5K Likes
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    Font - Bloody Mary @maryknews Kenney From now on, every time someone asks me when little girls started playing video games, I'm going to remind them that Barbie Fashion Designer outsold Doom. 12:22 PM 10/6/22 Twitter Web App 7,907 Retweets 363 Quote Tweets 65.1K Likes ...
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    Font - BEN BEAL @imbenbeal how do they get the mashed potatoes into the french fry shell 4:37 PM - 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone 4,617 Retweets 157 Quote Tweets 71.5K Likes
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    Product - m @luvinflix me and my cousin talking bad about the rest of the family PLAYPLUS PEYPERS COM 10:23 AM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone 8,110 Retweets 1,669 Quote Tweets 49.9K Likes
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    Font - nash flynn, @itsnashflynn i thought the barista was going to ask me if i wanted a straw, but unfortunately instead she said 'have a nice day!' to which i replied 'no thank you' and then drove away 10:37 AM 10/7/22 Twitter for iPhone . 487 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 5,207 Likes
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    Font - COMBS Deejay Combs @Deejay Combs Whoever in the graphic tee lab need to give Aaliyah, Tupac, biggie, ice cube, Selena, and boyz in the hood A REST 11:46 PM - 10/5/22 Twitter for iPhone 26.5K Retweets 2,937 Quote Tweets 164K Likes
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    Font - G. @_geeshaw Man at the post office said "how's it going" n I replied "yeah good you" and he went "no I mean how you sending the parcel". wont be leaving my house for a while 1:59 PM 10/6/22 Twitter for iPhone . 1,616 Retweets 77 Quote Tweets 41.7K Likes
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    Font - Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo 5:52 PM 10/6/22 Twitter Web App . . ... 3,450 Retweets 500 Quote Tweets 29.7K Likes
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    Product - Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff I'm never flying spirit again E175 E17 129 12 22 1:38 AM 10/7/22 Twitter for iPhone 4,593 Retweets 1,039 Quote Tweets 77.9K Likes

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