Woman Posts Detailed Twitter Thread About How To Successfully Steal Someone Else's Boyfriend

Stealing someone else's boyfriend is obviously very much against the girl code. But let's pretend that this is a whimsical rom-com and none of our actions have any consequences because it's a fictional movie. Twitter user p8stie posted a Twitter thread in which she details all the steps that it takes to steal someone else's boyfriend. She jokingly argues that there are no good men out there because all the good ones are taken, therefore women who are looking to be in relationships are left with no choice but to steal someone else's boyfriend. We don't have to waste time checking if they're normal because someone's already dating them, so we already know that they're boyfriend material. She's so detailed in all the steps that we're concerned she might have actually stolen someone else's boyfriend at one point. After you finish reading this awesome thread, be sure to read her other thread about how to prevent women from stealing your boyfriend.

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She's a little too well-informed on the topic.
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We're left with only one option: steal someone else's boyfriend.
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