The Funniest Programming Memes of the Week (October 16, 2022)

Advertisement
  • 01
    Chin - JUNIOR DEVELOPER ME I COPY PASTED SQL QUERY FROM STACK OVERFLOW AND IT SAYS "19243 ROW(S) AFFECTED" Mandula AA A A
  • 02
    Jaw - Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump ¡ AWS_S3_KEY="f1e8d133-2883-4ef1-ab93- ae308ad03241" :wq 5:11 AM-18 Feb 2018 49K 229K 100K Dofiald J. Trumpreunald Trump - 19h Rewling to @realDonald Trump wait this isn't vim 249k 17 103k Follow 320k <
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 03
    Light - Hashing and salting password with BCRYPT Hashing passwords with MD5 and no salt Plaintext password in database // Check login $("#login').submit(function(e) { e.preventDefault(); if ( $('#username').val() == 'admin' && $('#pw').val() == 'SecretPW1234') { window.location = '/admin'; } else { } alert('Wrong password"); Passwords
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 04
    Smile - People: Al will kill us all! My image recognition Al: Look at all those chickens!
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 05
    Forehead - When it's been 7 hours and you still can't understand your own code
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 06
    Light - Mysteries that cannot be solved yet Interior of Black Hole How do I exit Vim? Asked 10 years, 2 months ago M Viewed 2.7m times X 0 Anything divided by 0 Dark MAPWING
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 07
    Table - BACKEND FRONTEND API'S P Und
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 08
    Computer - rasia h up.activelor Review your code 19.8. 1920, 1000, [File (D-FromRace spen (A Cºrd)) its.PILS app. ctiveDocutant activelayer var. t th floor (-3/2), Fashion ((-189037) 7. fath.floor (1920)/2)1920, th.fior (0)/2) 3. Tath.Geer ((-1928)/2)+1809. Math.Faour (C-1000)/23-11. Meer ((-1923/2), th Floor (ch-1880)/2)+10 23 Cocument, selection, select t shape, SelectionType.REPLACE ); www.activat erinction. tivolocarantatobor activelaror Top 10 ways to fix bugs! tituent. Layar]; app.active.a
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 09
    Clothing - AI ENGINEER DEVOPS IT'S A REINFORCEMENT LEARNING HOW DOES IT RUN? MODEL BASED ON PYTORCH NO, HOW DO YOU ON GOOGLE COLAB, RUN YOUR CODE? BUT IT'S IN PYTHON I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU ACTUALLY RUN IT? imgflip.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 10
    Kitchen appliance - may your coffee be Stronger man yeur bugs KLADY faday
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 11
    Hat - imgflip.com I don't want to play with you anymore
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 12
    Forehead - "YOU WILL WRITE DOCUMENTATION TODAY"
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 13
    Eye - Mom: Don't touch your computer and mobile until your exams are over. Me studying software engineering: -sal.. *f,
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 14
    Product - 000000 Anti-Drift bar (no double kill) java- JavaScript 02
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 15
    Clock - Fixing bug in production Meme 10- 9 -8 12 00 ITO 13 14 DI 16 17 18 65 2 15 3 4.
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 16
    Photograph - Programming languages starting counting from 0 SQL
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 17
    Trousers - Me and the boys having just finished a sprint in which we achieved absolutely nothing
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 18
    Product - DO YOU TEST YOUR CODE? MAS 00 50 W AM /1 YES YESTERDAY I DELETED A TEST THAT WAS BLOCKING THE CI 60 J
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 19
    Human - How Neural Networks work? Neurons: AAN I know a guy who knows a guy
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 20
    Font - STOP DOING FOR LOOPS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES YEARS OF HOFS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than CALLBACKS • Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called AbstractWidgetLocalizer ManagerFactoryBe "Yes please FOLD over this collection. Please give me a CURRIED function" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Functional LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the boilerplate & comp
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 21
    Organism - STRUGGLE TO WRITE PROGRAMS IN A NEWLY LEARNED LANGUAGE WRITE A COMPILER TO TRANSLATE PROGRAMS IN FAMILIAR LANGUAGE INTO THE TARGET LANGUAGE imallin.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 22
    Office supplies - I don't have a (java)script for this pick up line. But we could swift(ly) meet and see if we're compatible. If we have a good date, I'd look forward to the sql 1 Fact about me that surprises people Have my computer science degree a 2 ! @ W e r N !#1 ? ÷ 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 # d = X 1 ty $ f % g C V b u & hj k English (US) i O Done ( n m | °: ) 冈 (X) ?
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 23
    Cartoon - condition ? false-case true-case condition true-case false-case
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 24
    Sleeve - ITS ALL FLOATS DOWN HERE! JAVASCRIPT
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 25
    Product - 0000 Anti-Drift bar (no double kill) java JavaScript -arx ULTIMATE TROLLEY FORBIDDEN JUMP 0000 00 C# RIDE OR DIE Script ave
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 26
    Yellow - PLACING COOKIES ON USERS TO TRACK ALL THEIR ACTIVITY AND SELL THEIR DATA MAKING A COOKIE TO REMEMBER IF THE USER USES LIGHT OR DARK MODE CORPORATIONS ME
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 27
    Shoulder - Error git: hsup is not a git command PUSH means "Push" H2U9 means "Pull"
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 28
    Cartoon - front-end back-end week-end
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 29
    Product - USING AN OBFUSCATING PROGRAM TO OBFUSCATE YOUR CODE OBFUSCATING CODE YOURSELF MAKING YOUR OWN OBFUSCATING PROGRAM TO OBFUSCATE YOUR CODE MAKE CODE SO BAD NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND IT imgflip.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 30
    Head - They don't know that I solved a problem without using google ţ
    via r/ProgrammerHumor

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article