Amusing Thread Shares List of Quirky Book Dedications

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    Font - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @EziomaKalu A thread of some really hilarious book dedications. For everyone with a red line under their name in Microsoft Word.
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    Font - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d Replying to @EziomaKalu What tf is this? For you, you pervert, you
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    Gesture - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d The audacity! Dedicated to everyone who wonders if I'm writing about them. I am.
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    Rectangle - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d Oh wow ● For Carley, who was a better person than I am even though she was a dog
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    Gesture - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d Oh, well This is not for you.
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    Gesture - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d To Rachel, who dealt the worst game of Settlers of Catan in the history of humankind.
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    Font - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d Really? ACKNOWLEDGMENTS Before I thank any one person, I would like to thank the leftover pizza I'm currently eating. It's really good.
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    Font - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d To my wife Marganit and my children Ella Rose and Daniel Adam without whom this book would have been completed two years earlier
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    Font - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d Wtf This book is dedicated, with great reluctance, to my editor, Nick Lake, because he is forcing me to. Personally, I would have liked to include Gillie Russell and Michael Stearns who, along with Nick, really welcomed me into the publishing world with my first book. Unfortunately, because Nick is now my sole editor, he has threatened to edit this dedication down to an unrecognisable mess of blacked-out lines, and so as a result this dedication is to him, a
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    Rectangle - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d Sadly, I can't relate. For all the fat bottomed girls
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    Font - Ezioma_Nwanyimma @Ezioma... 6d To Ava. Finn, and Oliver... Please listen to your mother.
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    Font - (D Ezioma_Nwanyimma @EziomaKalu This book is dedicated to every teacher who loves to teach but hates all the crap that comes with it...

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