Hippos are so much more than that sleek physique and handsome build. They are also known to be one of the deadliest creatures in all the world. They're not only hungry hungry for round little marbles, but they will likely chase you faster than you can ever think to outrun these gigantic beasts.
The seemingly huggable size of these animals makes it so that we are tricked into thinking they will do us no harm. Oh, but they will. For reference, check out how they devour an entire watermelon. Let alone one of us. However, we love em. Because we won't penalize these guys for listening to their natural instincts.
In our opinion, they deserve all the delectable marbles their little hearts desire. Plus they're cute as heck and we're here for it.
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