What Every Disney Bear Taught Us in Honor of Bear Necessities Month
Though Disney has enhanced our lives for the better, we love to crap on them for all the dissonance it's created between us and reality. It's given us so much to ponder while teaching us the more disappointing lessons in life. For instance, befriending raccoons isn't as easy as Pocahontas makes it seem. A meerkat and warthog will not cheer us up when our mood meets an all-time low. And no amount of chirping sparrows will help you get dressed in the morning, no matter how much bird feed you leave in that feeder. However, Disney did showcase a whole lotta of bears in their movies, so in honor of Bear Necessities Month, I'm here to reap the positive lessons from each and every one.
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Winnie the Pooh taught us that dessert is lyfe
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Baloo taught us that Bear Necessities anthem—duh!
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Little John taught us that a little drag never hurt anyone
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Koda taught us that Love Wins
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Kenai taught us that greedy guys finish last
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Harris, Hamish, and Hubert (Brave) taught us there’s a limit to how many cookies one can consume
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Humphrey the Bear taught us that being goofy is sometimes the answer to all of life’s problems
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Lotso taught us that staying indoors for too long makes you go loopy
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The Bear (Fox and the Hound) taught us to never intrude on someone napping
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Teddy Bear from Peter Pan taught us to just go along for the ride
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