Wow, that escalated quickly. It feels like it was just yesterday that we were all having scary movie marathons and drenching ourselves in fake bl0od to go out… Oh wait, it was! Halloween was epic. Never forget the costume parties and spooky scare decor. And I'm sure your Halloween costume this year absolutely slayed! But that was so yesterday. It's time to move on. That's how society works. It is now festive season. Time to put away the ghosts and ghouls and bring out the wreaths and red and green. Start Googling your special Thanksgiving recipes, sharpen up that Christmas/Hanukkah list, and whip out the heavy sweaters and hot cocoa. We'll miss Halloween, but that's a whole year away now, no need to dwell on the past. Mariah Carrey will become your sleep paralysis monster if you don't start celebrating the holiday season ASAP. At 11:59pm it's fine you were still spooky and partying, but at midnight it was time to change into your elf on a shelf outfit and get cozy. Let's goooooo!
