This week's boldest pickup lines: the wins, the fails, & the straight up confusing (November 4, 2022)

Watching other people's pickup lines will never stop being entertaining. Whether it feels too ridiculous to be true or too relatable it hurts, you just can't keep your eyes from reading and your fingers from scrolling. This week, we've got some instant classics for you, including a wildly clever pickup line involving a wood chipper and weird miscommunication that got aggressive really quickly. Keep scrolling below to have a look for yourself! For more adventures from the wild world of online dating, check out these highlights. 

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