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The Boldest Pickup Lines We've Seen On Tinder This Week (October 18, 2022)

From the looks of it, people are just getting bolder and bolder on Tinder. These pickup lines were compiled from Reddit's r/Tinder subreddit and involve both intentionally and unintentionally hilarious moments on the dating app, otherwise known as a hub for hopeless desperation. Some of these messages worked, and others at the very least made for great stories. Keep scrolling below for these ridiculous pickup lines, and for more Tinder-related content, check out these top trending dating app fails.

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  • 1
    Product - First time getting this notification, when I've actually needed it in the past. This message message me chuckle. GIF Today 5:05 AM Are you my laptop bottom? Because you're hot and it's making me nervous Report Good morning :) We've detected potentially inappropriate language. Do any of the messages above bother you? We won't share your response with Type a message... Sent Cancel ♡ SEND

    NOW Tinder decides to step in and be useful? Where were you when we needed you?!

    Via u/ginger-smythe
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  • 2
    Font - 10:57 ох Xo GIF Hi Jen You're very attractive Today 10:46 PM Would you be into mommmy roleplay? Ah okay No, that's not something I'm into You wouldn't be open to exploring it? It's okay! No, I don't really like the parent/ child thing Q What about stepmom? Type a message... I'm so sorry Sent SEND

    Now stepmom IS a well-established genre

    Via u/EstroJen
  • 3
    Font - GIF Emma Today 7:31 pm Are your parents bakers? Because they made a cutie pie Today 8:19 pm Ur dog is cute Unlike the owner Stay updated. Get Read Receipts. Type a message ... Ok Sent SEND

    Literally, WHY would Emma respond negatively to this gem of a message? Who do you think you are, EMMA?!

    Via u/Jimehhhhhhh
  • 4
    Font - 3:15:55 A that's not a good way to drink coffee. The secret to getting to know me is Sitting down on a cup of coffee. ← 2 1 3 4 5 qw e r ty dfgh a S ?123 N GIF Ⓒ Ö X 6 WiFi EN HG 7 u İ 8 60% cvbnm Done 9 ор jk | X 0

    This person needs to watch their prepositions!

    Via u/dhirax
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  • 5
    Product - 个 Sam Mon, Oct 1, 9:10 PM Hey Sam, how are you? Wednesday 8:57 PM Sam, I think we need to get a divorce Friday 11:04 PM But I love you Jordan, please, let's got to couples counseling Friday 11:24 PM Well we never talk anymore. I can't be the only one in this marriage who's trying to make it work. Well if you stopped leaving the toilet seat up like I've asked, this wouldn't be a problem

    You have to applaud Jordan for putting in the work here and switching things up.

    Via u/nalik95
  • 6
    Product - Yesterday 12:43 PM My simple pleasures Watching love island Aye I was on that show! Yesterday 11:40 PM No way, when Today 10:35 AM Never! I lied! Sent

    Something tells us this bold lie did not work out…

    Via u/Kingstuffonly
  • 7
    Azure - < 1:06 YOU MATCHED WITH ALYSSA ON 10/4/22 Yes way Alyssa Yesterday 9:19 PM No way your 6'2" Yesterday 10:10 PM Type a message 12 You gonna give me a piggy back ride? + Sent Send

    It's the emoji choice for me!

    Via u/Blank_Ninja
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  • 8
    Product - 12:49 1 Search < Gabe YOU MATCHED WITH GABE ON 10/14/22 Hello mamas Saturday 8:29 PM You actually hella fine for someone wit allat forehead

    This one goes out to the people with "allat foreheads"

    Via u/reginaphilangee7
  • 9
    Product - 5:54 YOU MATCHED WITH J N 10/1/22 Is there a list of qualities to be a good friend of yours? Yesterday 7:08 PM gotta be funny forsure and kind :) I Today 5:54 AM It took God or whoever 7 days to create the universe. You took 2 weeks to reply to a message Type a message GIF A SD F The LL Cont Send I'm QWE RT YU ΤΟΡ G H JKL Z XCVBNM X

    Called OUT! In fairness, it took me longer to fold my laundry.

    Via u/athruaway2
  • 10
    Gesture - < YOU MATCHED WH That's it you're under arrest Today 2:18 PM Cuff me then 0/17/22 Type a message Sent Send

    This got steamy really fast…

    Via u/KingKnux
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  • 11
    Product - Today 18:47 Alright fine, I'll be your boyfriend Today 19:12 After all this begging I'm so glad you're finally agreeing I figured I'd regret it if I kept turning down such a cutie You're a wise man arent ya Wise enough to pick my battles plus I'd feel bad leaving you hanging in our pool tournament Our pool tournament huh?? Today 19:46 You forgot?? After how much you begged me to play doubles with you huh Sometimes I feel like you don't even care Baby stop

    Not sure how we got to pool tournaments but they're already calling each other "baby," so I'd say this worked.

    Via u/blondybreadman
  • 12
    Font - 09:22 Today 09:16 Here he bloody is again .... .... 81% - Will you just date me already, JEEZ

    This person was definitely blocked after this.

    Via u/FluffyHughPanda
  • 13
    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH Hello to know more about you. Hello My name is I work part time retail lam sick ON 10/17/22 You want to meet up how are you? I'd like I have to go to kidney care But hopefully soon I will get kidney transplant Ok + Sent

    We hope this isn't true, but also this is very much oversharing…

    Via u/snezvajez
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  • 14
    Font - 00:35 ➡➡➡. ← Vo)) LTE all 24%! Saturday 23:53 You look like a big gorilla Today 00:30 And you look like you overcompensate for a lack of personality and brain cells by going to the gym and insulting random people. I wonder what your relationship with your parents are like? Have you ever heard them say they're proud of you? By your lack of class and respect for others, I'd have to assume not Imao Stay updated. Get Read Receipts. Sent

    100% copying this reply for future use! 

    Via u/MmmBarp
  • 15
    Product - GIF Lol Today 4:15 PM Belle, we're both obviously playing hard to get, so how about we agree to put our egos aside in the name of lust and skip to the part where we flirt outrageously with each other Today 5:36 PM I'm so sorry Here's my number 04 Type a message...

    Hey! This one actually worked! 

    Via u/nalik95

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